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Thread: Have you spent your birthday or Christmas in jail or prison?

post 1617304521 09-22-2020, 05:07 PM
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Have you spent your birthday or Christmas in jail or prison?

Was there any celebration? Reps for the best story.
post 1617308211 09-22-2020, 05:50 PM
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Many times. In San Luis Obispo county jail, they have the ultimate Thanksgiving dinner. Everything you get at home. Can’t remember what they give for Christmas.
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post 1617308411 09-22-2020, 05:52 PM
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I did in court once. my grndma got ran over by a raindeer so we tried to sue Santa Claus
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post 1617308591 09-22-2020, 05:53 PM
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watch this guy. he talks about his bday in this one or the part 2

hes a big time mafia jewelry guy who talks about his time inside
post 1617308851 09-22-2020, 05:55 PM
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I've never been in jail.
A real criminal doesn't get caught
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post 1617309211 09-22-2020, 06:00 PM
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post 1617310051 09-22-2020, 06:09 PM
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I got arrested on Christmas Eve about a decade ago when I got wasted and tore up my neighbors huge front lawn in the middle of the night with my truck. In my mind I was giving an Ahole neighbor an early gift

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and get into a bunch of mischief
post 1617310131 09-22-2020, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
I got arrested on Christmas Eve about a decade ago when I got wasted and tore up my neighbors huge front lawn in the middle of the night with my truck. In my mind I was giving an Ahole neighbor an early gift

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and get into a bunch of mischief
Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha

Fuken dying
post 1617310761 09-22-2020, 06:17 PM
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I accidentally locked my keys in my car on Christmas during a snowstorm and locked myself out the house.

Spent Christmas freezing my ass off cause every place was closed and roadside couldn't make it out to unlock my car for almost 8 hours
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post 1617310961 09-22-2020, 06:19 PM
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Spent my 21rd birthday in bootcamp. Does that count?
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post 1617311401 09-22-2020, 06:23 PM
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Spent Easter Sunday, got a Gatorade and priest came by.

Ex that was involved in me winding up there spent Thanksgiving there.

Guess we enjoyed the holidays as much as we enjoyed eachother lmao.
post 1617312421 09-22-2020, 06:35 PM
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You realize you're asking that question to Miscers right?
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post 1617312801 09-22-2020, 06:38 PM
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Yeah one time I was playing a mall Santa, and one of the elves was giving me grief so I straight-rocked him, landed me in prison for Christmas, got into a couple of really bad pillow fights...Never been the same.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1617312981 09-22-2020, 06:40 PM
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post 1617314571 09-22-2020, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By brian676⏩
TheFitLord, many times? What have you done so many times?
When I was 19, my mom beat me up for the last time, after a pattern of abuse starting at age 5 to 14. I broke the window of an antique store in anger, because she told me if I laid a hand on her she would have me committed.

I went to jail for five days, and got released on three years probation. My probation officer tried to get me locked up for any reason he could. He came over to my apartment one day (I lived alone at that point) and asked me what my goals were. I told him I wanted to buy a cooking pot so I could cook beans, instead of buying canned beans, which were more expensive. Because I said the word “pot” he had me arrested, because that is a slang term for marijuana. He knew the difference, but he later said he was teaching me a lesson.

I got thrown in jail multiple times, sometimes for things I legitimately did, and other times because they made things up. Every year, my probation officer recommended another year of probation added to my probation, so I always had three years left. I couldn’t stay away from drugs and alcohol back then, and once you’re in the system, you can never get out unless you keep your nose clean.

Now I’m older, and I don’t use drugs or drink any longer and I’ve stayed out of trouble since 2007.
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post 1617317391 09-22-2020, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By TheFitLord⏩
When I was 19, my mom beat me up for the last time, after a pattern of abuse starting at age 5 to 14. I broke the window of an antique store in anger, because she told me if I laid a hand on her she would have me committed.

I went to jail for five days, and got released on three years probation. My probation officer tried to get me locked up for any reason he could. He came over to my apartment one day (I lived alone at that point) and asked me what my goals were. I told him I wanted to buy a cooking pot so I could cook beans, instead of buying canned beans, which were more expensive. Because I said the word “pot” he had me arrested, because that is a slang term for marijuana. He knew the difference, but he later said he was teaching me a lesson.

I got thrown in jail multiple times, sometimes for things I legitimately did, and other times because they made things up. Every year, my probation officer recommended another year of probation added to my probation, so I always had three years left. I couldn’t stay away from drugs and alcohol back then, and once you’re in the system, you can never get out unless you keep your nose clean.

Now I’m older, and I don’t use drugs or drink any longer and I’ve stayed out of trouble since 2007.
Holy **** that sucks brah. Can’t imagine how that would feel



That’s exactly what the prosecutor told my family when I got arrested once. They said get your son out of the system as fast as you can because once you’re in it you’re ****ed and it’s so hard to get out.


It’s literally designed to make money off of people’s freedom. So ****ed up and the PROSECUTOR admitted that to me.
post 1617318061 09-22-2020, 07:34 PM
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