Thread: Peloton is gayer than Crossfit
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Peloton is gayer than Crossfit
Just lol at people who do these workouts. And if you bought your wife one...you are no longer a man.
09-24-2020, 11:03 AM
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09-24-2020, 11:04 AM
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companies like that prey upon peoples impulsive buying because you know 90% of the sold units will sit around someones apartment/house and collect dust until its sold off
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09-24-2020, 11:11 AM
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nothing gay about riding a bike
09-24-2020, 11:13 AM
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Bought it for the spin classes for the wife. Worth it. Has solo rides with out classes while monitoring your heart rate and output. Greatest investment for cardio in my home gym, OP is *******.
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Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
Yes there is. Spin class is the gayest chit ever.nothing gay about riding a bike
09-24-2020, 11:16 AM
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I've done a lot of gay chit and I just don't know that it's the bike that puts me over a gay threshold.
Wait a second. If your wife is now gay, and you are no longer a man, Mazel on your gay marriage! You guys should buy another bike and take a pride ride together to celebrate.
Originally Posted By stillbored⏩
Send me her number, she's gay now and you are no longer a man.Bought it for the spin classes for the wife. Worth it. Has solo rides with out classes while monitoring your heart rate and output. Greatest investment for cardio in my home gym, OP is *******.
Wait a second. If your wife is now gay, and you are no longer a man, Mazel on your gay marriage! You guys should buy another bike and take a pride ride together to celebrate.
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09-24-2020, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By stillbored⏩
You're an emasculated cuckBought it for the spin classes for the wife. Worth it. Has solo rides with out classes while monitoring your heart rate and output. Greatest investment for cardio in my home gym, OP is *******.
09-24-2020, 11:18 AM
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surprised their stick shot up so fast. it’s like the modern shake weight
meanwhile any person can buy a $20 pair of running shoes and do cardio outside. even jump rope is better
meanwhile any person can buy a $20 pair of running shoes and do cardio outside. even jump rope is better
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09-24-2020, 11:21 AM
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Nah CrossFit is gayer..
09-24-2020, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
nah, its worse because there is a monthly subscription fee.companies like that prey upon peoples impulsive buying because you know 90% of the sold units will sit around someones apartment/house and collect dust until its sold off
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09-24-2020, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
Well even if you want a stationary bike, there are plenty of quality options in like the $300-400 range.surprised their stick shot up so fast. it’s like the modern shake weight
meanwhile any person can buy a $20 pair of running shoes and do cardio outside. even jump rope is better
meanwhile any person can buy a $20 pair of running shoes and do cardio outside. even jump rope is better
Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
lmao, I wasn't aware of that.nah, its worse because there is a monthly subscription fee.
09-24-2020, 11:25 AM
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It’s been great for my wife and I. Lots of different types of classes and it can get quite competitive if you have a lot of friends trying to climb up the leaderboards. Too bad miscers are FA loners and don’t know these feels.
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I don’t have a problem with it. If it gets people exercising and they enjoy doing it, so they keep doing it, then I don’t really see a problem.
09-24-2020, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By ApeXXXPredator⏩
You're an emasculated cuck
Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
In this thread *******s cry about cardio. This is new.I've done a lot of gay chit and I just don't know that it's the bike that puts me over a gay threshold.
Send me her number, she's gay now and you are no longer a man.
Wait a second. If your wife is now gay, and you are no longer a man, Mazel on your gay marriage! You guys should buy another bike and take a pride ride together to celebrate.
Send me her number, she's gay now and you are no longer a man.
Wait a second. If your wife is now gay, and you are no longer a man, Mazel on your gay marriage! You guys should buy another bike and take a pride ride together to celebrate.
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Originally Posted By stillbored⏩
LOL, I'll make sure the "woosh" sound is a bit louder for you next time.In this thread *******s cry about cardio. This is new.
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09-24-2020, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
Lolz, so tempting, but Pogue never called me thatAdd "log cabin" to your sig, plz

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Cycling is such a loser form of cardio, both indoor, studio, and outdoor. Difference is that at a studio you have eye candy. Outside you have beautiful scenery. Inside your apartment you have your wall. Also no exercise will work you as hard with as few benefits as cycling. Oh 2 muscle groups impacted? Nice brah.
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Idk about that. When I bike commute to work (not much anymore since the office is closed) it works out to around 80 miles a week. This allows me to drink as many beers as I could ever want and not gain a single ounce of weight, srs. I was able to pound 24+ beers every weekend and a few a night on weeknights as well as eat whatever and not worry about it. Now that I'm living like you other plebs I see why people are always complaining about weight gain and now I have to eat like a middle aged man.Cycling is such a loser form of cardio, both indoor, studio, and outdoor. Difference is that at a studio you have eye candy. Outside you have beautiful scenery. Inside your apartment you have your wall. Also no exercise will work you as hard with as few benefits as cycling. Oh 2 muscle groups impacted? Nice brah.
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
Now, the people who have the full cycling body suits, cycling shoes and other equipment are big time *******s and usually not very fast either. That we can surely agree on.
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If they are using it to better themselves then who cares. I could care less how people exercise as long as they are.
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LOL at OP: sounds like you got rejected by a lithe cardio bunny for not being able to "keep up".
09-24-2020, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
I'm 100% for buying every Lance Armstrong wannabe ******* a peloton if it keeps them off the road and fuking up traffic.Now, the people who have the full cycling body suits, cycling shoes and other equipment are big time *******s and usually not very fast either. That we can surely agree on.
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Imagine doing cardio inside. Unless you're a competitive rower on a concept2 it's just about the gheyest thing short of actually sucking cawks.
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
How much cycling did you do in your life?Cycling is such a loser form of cardio, both indoor, studio, and outdoor. Difference is that at a studio you have eye candy. Outside you have beautiful scenery. Inside your apartment you have your wall. Also no exercise will work you as hard with as few benefits as cycling. Oh 2 muscle groups impacted? Nice brah.
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
For women it's probably not bad. Can fit workouts in easily and basically just do Peloton with a yoga class here or there to become super fit. For a man it serves no purpose. Nothing from that hits upper body or encourages muscle growth. If youre a chubster who wants weight loss then yea maybe. If you want to look good though - better off getting a Planet Fitness membership for $10, skipping pizza night, and put the rest of that cash into anything else
Outdoors. In sun and rain and snow. Uphill and downhill. Through forest and rush hour traffic. With luggage and tent camping every night somewhere else.
Cycling, walking, swimming.
No car.
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