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post 1617770571 09-27-2020, 06:41 PM
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Worst sex stories thread (srs only)

One time was 69ing with a chick and she farted in my face. Can anyone top that?
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617771721 09-27-2020, 06:52 PM
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Rather than fart, insert the word shart.

Yep, it happened.
post 1617771801 09-27-2020, 06:54 PM
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Skigains. Das it. Worst sex story of the decade.
post 1617771831 09-27-2020, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Rather than fart, insert the word shart.

Yep, it happened.
brah... did it get in your mouth?
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617771931 09-27-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Skigains. Das it. Worst sex story of the decade.
link?
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617772091 09-27-2020, 06:56 PM
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Most awkward for me has always been turning down a girl after ending up together. Super painful, socially.
post 1617772171 09-27-2020, 06:57 PM
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Vibed with a sloot at the club.. HNNNNG latina. Got wasted, walked to a pizza joint, ate, took a cab to her place. Received head. She laid down, I spread her legs to insert, caught whiff of rotten fish... Boner instantly went flaccid. Instantly. Immediately from rock hard to dead... First time experiencing a boner transition like that.. Told her just to suck it.
post 1617772461 09-27-2020, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By luckyboy23⏩
Vibed with a sloot at the club.. HNNNNG latina. Got wasted, walked to a pizza joint, ate, took a cab to her place. Received head. She laid down, I spread her legs to insert, caught whiff of rotten fish... Boner instantly went flaccid. Instantly. Immediately from rock hard to dead... First time experiencing a boner transition like that.. Told her just to suck it.
at least you didnt pull down her panties and see a .....
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617772621 09-27-2020, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By majinvegetabrah⏩
link?
Every one of his threads. He's only ever paid for sex and lately that hasn't even worked out.
post 1617772681 09-27-2020, 07:04 PM
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Those handful of times I’ve had too much to drink or couldn’t get it up for some random reason like her vag was extremely loose

Sux because it happened with two of the hotter chicks I had a chance to smash. Dink pill boyos know there are no mulligans if you can’t get it up immediately
post 1617772921 09-27-2020, 07:08 PM
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True story...

Many moons ago I was in the Marine Corps. We're in Australia, last night there. We went to this awesome bar every night. The girl, half white half aboriginal, was there most nights. She was kind of hot but really trashy. Since it was the last night and I was hammered I hooked up with her. We leave and she takes me to a multi level parking garage. We go to one area, people were there. Go to another place, people were there (hooking up in both locations) the garage didn't have many cars in it so we headed to the top level. We end up on the ramp heading to level 3. I end up laying on the extremely uncomfortable ramp that was sharp and gritty and she starts blowing me. She is drunk as well and ends up gagging and turns her head away and throws up right next to me. It was quite nasty. Being a drunk Marine Im still ok with her finishing. She says "how could you even want me to?"
Well, she didn't resume. I went back to the base and took care of it myself.

Good times
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post 1617773171 09-27-2020, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By GrimRep_er⏩
True story...

Many moons ago I was in the Marine Corps. We're in Australia, last night there. We went to this awesome bar every night. The girl, half white half aboriginal, was there most nights. She was kind of hot but really trashy. Since it was the last night and I was hammered I hooked up with her. We leave and she takes me to a multi level parking garage. We go to one area, people were there. Go to another place, people were there (hooking up in both locations) the garage didn't have many cars in it so we headed to the top level. We end up on the ramp heading to level 3. I end up laying on the extremely uncomfortable ramp that was sharp and gritty and she starts blowing me. She is drunk as well and ends up gagging and turns her head away and throws up right next to me. It was quite nasty. Being a drunk Marine Im still ok with her finishing. She says "how could you even want me to?"
Well, she didn't resume. I went back to the base and took care of it myself.

Good times
Jesus christ bro. Sounds hawt
"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build."
post 1617773491 09-27-2020, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By majinvegetabrah⏩
Jesus christ bro. Sounds hawt
Hawt, complete trainwreck....it was a mixed bag.
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post 1617773961 09-27-2020, 07:22 PM
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whew if that brown eye dilates its over boyo
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post 1617774721 09-27-2020, 07:32 PM
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Accidental anal a couple of times drunk doggy.

Scream, flop around, cry. Could never apologize enough to get the girls to continue.
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post 1617774951 09-27-2020, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Accidental anal a couple of times drunk doggy.

Scream, flop around, cry. Could never apologize enough to get the girls to continue.
such is life with 6'6" horse dink
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Glory to Aubernia!
post 1617775381 09-27-2020, 07:40 PM
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Doggy style with ex. Going animalistic mode wrecking her and long stroking it. Slips out and smashes right into anoos like train trying to get through a hole on the putting green. Zero insertion. Instant her flailing around. I thought I broke my dick. I notice blood. She's bleeding like crazy. She had to go to the doctor the next day and was diagnosed with an anal fissure. Dink was sore for a good 3 days.

Going hard and the closer I get to cumming the more my head feels like it is going to explode. Cum and have the worst headache I've ever experienced and start rolling on the floor. She thought I was having a stroke. Legit sat on the edge of the bed for 20 min. thinking I was dying it was so painful. She's just rubbing back. Found out I had a pinched nerve (from heading a soccer ball) and for some reason sex made it unbearable. The pain went from my neck and shot through to my head.
post 1617776281 09-27-2020, 07:53 PM
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When i was 16... I was supposed to lose my V card. We were with our group of friends in the woods at night. Made a bonfire. I started making out with cute girl my age. Some other girl was like "you guys should fu*k" and she was down. She was a virgin too. We walked to find a spot but friends kept following us trying to watch (lame/annoying). We somehow lost them. Started talking and making out. Talking about being virgins or whatever. We take our clothes off. I put my condom on. Somehow she gets on top of me and wants to fuk me on top but...... my dick is limpI try and make out and feel her up but my dick just died. Frustrating and embarrassing we just put our clothes on. Feels foreverlost virginity like 3 years later. Was always afraid that would happen again so I was scared to put myself in that position again. **** fuking sucked. But I never had that problem again. She was cute too. Never got to fuk a virgin either
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