Why is there a high correlation between crossfit and...

each of the following:

1. teh gay, 0.98

2.Using a Mac, 0.97

3. Being Tier 2 Intelligence, 0.96

4. Being an ugly manlet 0.95

5. Being absolute animals that would buy anything with Rogue on it 0.93

6. Wearing a mini bun and having a 5 o’clock shadow, 0.90

I suspect there may be some strong insecurities involvement somewhere.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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