1.The first step to becoming a male feminist is remembering that commenting on a woman’s physical appearance, such as calling a woman “attractive” or "well-dressed", is offensive and disrespectful to women. Daydreams can't be consensual either, so remember to push away any sexual thought before you rape someone in your own head. If you wish to compliment a woman (or feminine identifying person) without raping them, try saying something like "I recognize your vast mental and emotional superiority, and bid you mass respect in your professional and personal fields."

2.Listen when a woman explains her perspective. This will show that you are aware that women are the only ones who have a say in the feminist movement and that you need to keep your dirty rape-instincts out of her fight for equality. Do not mansplain a feminist concept to a woman. Mansplaining is when a man explains a topic, such feminism or microbial protein synthesis, to a woman. Since women are mentally superior, there's no use in explaining anything to them, ever.

3.Acknowledge your male privilege. This concept is also known as “checking your privilege”, where you recognize and acknowledge your male privilege before you interact with a a woman (or feminine identifying person) who is speaking to you. This will allow you to always remember that you are inferior and that you have no say or opinion on any issue relating to women (or feminine identifying people/peoples) in any way at all.

Now you know how to be a male feminist! Put your feminism into action by marching in solidarity with women’s rights on International Women’s Day, committing acts of public indecency for your rights, or committing large-scale terrorist attacks!

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Thanks for the mansplaining

Did you just mansplain to the misc? How unfeminist of you.