no pics cuz misc

Who else remembers chatroullette? Back in 2011 when I was a young cheeky boi I thought it'd be fun to waste an afternoon on chatroullette with my then GF. She had fried the keyboard of her macbook over the past summer, so she had been using a bluetooth keyboard ever since. What an opportunity.

Inspired by some OG misc threads from my lurking days, I would have my GF sit in front of the webcam behaving totally normal, and I'd sit slightly off screen, just out of view on the keyboard. THe plan was that I'd pretend to be my gf, and she'd just chill. We hit search, and immediately, some miscer answers. The guy is very:



So a cheeky plot comes to mind. I immediately start acting coy with the mans, and the guy was eating it up. He desperately wanted to cyber. **** was embarassing af cuz. Anyway I told this guy that "I" would take off a layer of clothing if the guy poured milk on himself.

Jhamaican closes in on the webcam and gives a justifiably questioning look. I insist that it's my turn on, that the white milk just made me think of other things. On the screen, I noticed my GF bite her lips. Jhamaican disappears from screen and returns wearing nothing, and holding a two gallon jug of milk. The guy stands in the shower and proceeds to pour it all over his body. Like a flood of milk. Emptied, he dropped the jug and proceeded toshampoo his hair in milk.

My gf looks at me like "WTF" and I pull the screen to me, so that I come into view. I'm bertstaring this miscer hard the whole time, and then I leave a cheeky "u mad?" and quit out.

2011 really was a different time boys. I really, really wish I'd recorded it. So here's me sharing it now.

no one cares kunt

Your ex is a fuking cave troll

I beg your pardon?it's OK I'm over her now. you don't need to be nice.

No need to add the part about your made-up gf wincel, we would have believed that you used to hit up men on chatroulette to watch how they pour milk on their bodies either way.

Ok, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen.

I swear other people were doing this too. This was a thing.

Milk pouring trolling.

edit: also who is wincel

Negged

See sig, or are u too busy gargling Donny Dingle's balls

Sure winnie, whatever you say.

So what you're saying is Mary Palmer and her five sisters poured milk all over you??

Wincel tryin to pretend he has a girlfriend is the most lulzy thing ever.