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Thread: What foods make you instantly take a sht when you eat them?

post 1618040741 09-30-2020, 01:30 PM
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What foods make you instantly take a sht when you eat them?

Besides Indian food of course

This cereal for me:

post 1618040831 09-30-2020, 01:31 PM
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My homemade 1300 calorie smoothie
post 1618040991 09-30-2020, 01:33 PM
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post 1618041161 09-30-2020, 01:35 PM
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Healthy juice or smoothie drinks.

That much kale, blueberry, spinach, etc., usually has an impact lol
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When I was a kid, we had a mulberry tree in our yard. I probably ate 50 of them. Within 60 minutes the toilet bowl looked like it was filled with grape juice with a bunch of little seeds floating around.
post 1618041911 09-30-2020, 01:45 PM
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Calzone. Was on a business trip one time in NYC and coworkers recommended a spot for the best Calzones in the city. Had to make an excuse to head into a Starbucks right after to let it rip
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no foods... booze will turn my ******* into a fastlane tho
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Curry.
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protein shakes, energy drinks
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post 1618042801 09-30-2020, 01:58 PM
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Trail mix
post 1618042881 09-30-2020, 01:58 PM
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Honey BBQ wings at BWW.

almost instantaneous blowout
post 1618043101 09-30-2020, 02:00 PM
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Mango habanero wings

Chugging ice water on an empty stomach

Farm raised salmon
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Fatty Pork, like Roasted Pork Belly.
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Raisin Bran will make me **** 3 times a day lol.
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Chipotle
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black coffee, especially before a workout, feels like I had a laxative afterwards lmao
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I drink a lot of carbonated water. For some reason it is just really easy for me to drink.

That and coffee (obviously) are my answers to your question.

I do supplement B6 (which I recommend) which has a similar effect.

And of course I love caffeine which is diuretic.
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Your moms pussy.
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
Mango habanero wings

Chugging ice water on an empty stomach

Farm raised salmon
Bro.....


I buy MH buy the bottle and always have it in my fridge.

Best pleasure EVAR!!!
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Taco Bell

SuperPump 250

Original Tommy's Hamburgers
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Milk wins the race, and then coffee and bananas.
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Sucralose. Got trolled recently, bought canned pears and peaches "packed in water" in big font... sneakily at the bottom in small text "sweetened with sucralose."

And sugar alcohols like those in protein bars and some energy drinks.

I got to be careful with that stuff, 10 minute later pure water insta sharts.
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lol, raisin bran for sure lmao

plus anything spicy
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Almost any kind of sweet chili thai sauce.


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chipotle
usually need to take one right after i eat, then another one 30 min later
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Originally Posted By Hartley110⏩
Sucralose. Got trolled recently, bought canned pears and peaches "packed in water" in big font... sneakily at the bottom in small text "sweetened with sucralose."

And sugar alcohols like those in protein bars and some energy drinks.

I got to be careful with that stuff, 10 minute later pure water insta sharts.
Sugar alcohols are dangerous AF. Some are worse than others. Sorbitol should be banned. I ate almost an entire sugar free pound cake one night, not knowing the dangers of consuming so much sorbitol. It was one of the worst nights of my life. The amount of hot air coming out of my ass all through the wee hours of the night could have kept a hot air balloon afloat. Never again....never again.
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Originally Posted By FL_Z32⏩
Sugar alcohols are dangerous AF. Some are worse than others. Sorbitol should be banned. I ate almost an entire sugar free pound cake one night, not knowing the dangers of consuming so much sorbitol. It was one of the worst nights of my life. The amount of hot air coming out of my ass all through the wee hours of the night could have kept a hot air balloon afloat. Never again....never again.
Hmmm. TIL


Thanks for passing on the info.
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KFC bucket for lunch, the 10 piece.

This was nearly 10 years ago. about 5 bro's went for lunch. KFC was about 10 min from the office.
by the time we ordered, sat down, ate and left. everyone was ready to erupt.

that was the sweatiest, most painful crap ever taken. had to be less than 45 minutes. tasted great though.
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In-N-Out will live up to its name about 80% of the time I eat it.

Round Table pizza, specifically the Maui Zaui pizza fuks me up BIGTIME. Then makes my stomach hurt like hell for about 6 hours after eating. I used to eat it all the time because that was my exes favorite pizza so I just suffered through it for her. That bish.

Also for some reason pancakes can be dangerous.
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