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post 1618190191 10-02-2020, 01:46 AM
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The secret to a long and “successful” marriage is

For the participants to be ugly. Why? It is much harder for ugly people to find an exit option that is long term in nature. This means they will still smash genitals with others, but they will always go to their marital homes to disrespect their spouse each day.

Not too long ago, a successful marriage as one that was full of happiness and love. In this day and age, a successful marriage is one that helps copers overcome extreme loneliness and desperation.

I am pleased to see many 2nd and 3rd tier females picking the Dogs&Dildos path. This leaves all the basement dwelling, baldcels, ugly and unaccomplished manlets with Pawn.

What a time to be alive.
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1618190351 10-02-2020, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By analeeboy
I am pleased to see many 2nd and 3rd tier females picking the Dogs&Dildos path. This leaves all us basement dwelling, baldcels, ugly and unaccomplished manlets with Pawn.

What a time to be alive.
Rare glimpse of self awareness

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post 1618190411 10-02-2020, 01:49 AM
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the secret to a long marriage is a long pen0r
post 1618190661 10-02-2020, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
the secret to a long marriage is a long pen0r
Inb4 pm
post 1618193321 10-02-2020, 02:52 AM
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The secret to a long what you truly want is white tantric twin soul union
post 1618193511 10-02-2020, 02:57 AM
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I heard two ugly people normally make a good looking child. Two hotties make an ugly kid. So maybe the hot people don’t like how the kid looks and they break up?
post 1618193591 10-02-2020, 02:59 AM
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The secret to an eternal marriage is roping yourself on your 40th birthday.
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