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post 1618290351 10-03-2020, 03:21 AM
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My parents cut my beard when I was sleeping

My parents had a strict clean shave policy when I was growing up but now I am an adult and now lives on my own. I had grown a kind of long french beard during the Covid lockdown and was visiting my family once the travel restrictions were relaxed. My parents are hardcore Islamaphobes and they were horrified seeing my 'muslim' beard and they asked me to shave it because people might think I have converted to Islam and its going to tarnish my family's reputation. I basically told them to **** off and mind about their pubes rather than my beard. Today I was sleeping on the couch and my mom cut my beard off and now it's an ugly mess and I have no option but to shave it off and I can't ****ing leave this place as I am under 14 day home quarantine as I travelled from another state and I feel they have won for now.
post 1618290691 10-03-2020, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted By FishingBrah
My parents had a strict clean shave policy when I was growing up but now I am an adult and now lives on my own. I had grown a kind of long french beard during the Covid lockdown and was visiting my family once the travel restrictions were relaxed. My parents are hardcore Islamaphobes and they were horrified seeing my 'muslim' beard and they asked me to shave it because people might think I have converted to Islam and its going to tarnish my family's reputation. I basically told them to **** off and mind about their pubes rather than my beard. Today I was sleeping on the couch and my mom cut my beard off and now it's an ugly mess and I have no option but to shave it off and I can't ****ing leave this place as I am under 14 day home quarantine as I travelled from another state and I feel they have won for now.
Dunno ewhat'd happen if you fap-ed your Grey Joggers then!!??
post 1618291161 10-03-2020, 03:54 AM
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no pics?
post 1618291191 10-03-2020, 03:56 AM
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Until you shave one of them back, you've lost their respect
post 1618291281 10-03-2020, 03:59 AM
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you got too comfortable OP. you told em to worry about their pubes without considering the counterstrike they're gonna deal to you?

You slipped up
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post 1618292271 10-03-2020, 04:42 AM
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Glue it back on.
That will show them!
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post 1618292441 10-03-2020, 04:49 AM
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should have told them youre going for the jesus beard
post 1618292511 10-03-2020, 04:50 AM
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Shave your moms head while she sleeps
post 1618292541 10-03-2020, 04:51 AM
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strong parenting lmfao
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post 1618297081 10-03-2020, 06:57 AM
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now that's funny
post 1618297351 10-03-2020, 07:01 AM
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lmao at title

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post 1618298261 10-03-2020, 07:17 AM
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i'd shave mom's box, fight fire with fire
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