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post 1618541011 10-05-2020, 10:19 PM
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Why do women absolutely bang their dogs, but...

treat their men like dirt.

If the boyfriend/ husband takes a dump on the couch, it’s over for him and he will need to deal with a week of nagging.

If the dog does the same, the dog gets a cookie and a rub.

What gives?

Edit: STRONG title typo. Replace “bang” with “adore” lol
"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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post 1618541331 10-05-2020, 10:24 PM
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post 1618541371 10-05-2020, 10:24 PM
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Boyo I came into this thread expecting an ENTIRELY Different discussion
I'm out!

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post 1618542501 10-05-2020, 10:42 PM
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We haven’t completely reached the normalization of peedos yet. If you skip too far ahead you’ll freak people out!

But keep screenshots of their disgust for when you need to do some political damage/get them fired in the future.
If any of you need to chat, PM me. I'm here for you boyos.
Life is weird :)
post 1618542811 10-05-2020, 10:46 PM
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You know you misc too much when the title doesn’t phase you
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post 1618542851 10-05-2020, 10:47 PM
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My friend came home one day and said he caught his girlfriend trying to get the dog to fuk her.
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post 1618543601 10-05-2020, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314
You know you misc too much when the title doesn’t phase you
same I thought the thread was gunna be about donkey shows and chicks being eaten out by dogs
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post 1618543671 10-05-2020, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus
same I thought the thread was gunna be about donkey shows and chicks being eaten out by dogs
Lmfao
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post 1618543921 10-05-2020, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73
My friend came home one day and said he caught his girlfriend trying to get the dog to fuk her.
Looks like he has taken the dogpill
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post 1618543961 10-05-2020, 11:14 PM
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dog girls creep me out srs

the ones that treat their dog like humans and post and brag about them all day.
When I see them walking around at the park,with their yoga pants, nike shoes and sunglasses with a mean look on their face while avoiding every man, I feel weird. They cant get a boyfriend so they get a dog and act like its the same thing
I see right through them srs
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post 1618544071 10-05-2020, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
dog girls creep me out srs

the ones that treat their dog like humans and post and brag about them all day.
When I see them walking around at the park,with their yoga pants, nike shoes and sunglasses with a mean look on their face while avoiding every man, I feel weird. They cant get a boyfriend so they get a dog and act like its the same thing
I see right through them srs
would cats be better? Lol
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post 1618544441 10-05-2020, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Boyo I came into this thread expecting an ENTIRELY Different discussion
I'm out!

Can anybody make this an in->out gif?
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