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post 1618657701 10-07-2020, 06:40 AM
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Send hopes and prayers

Was squatting in the gym and farted on my way back up. Echoed throughout the gym.
post 1618657751 10-07-2020, 06:41 AM
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it's not the echo you should worry about.....
“Peace does not mean an absence of conflicts; differences will always be there. Peace means solving these differences through peaceful means; through dialogue, education, knowledge; and through humane ways.”
post 1618657761 10-07-2020, 06:41 AM
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Too late boyo. Time to change city and gym. You dun goofed lol
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post 1618657781 10-07-2020, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By SashaGab⏩
it's not the echo you should worry about.....
Is it the gray joggers I should worry about? No stains so far, only great shame.
post 1618657981 10-07-2020, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
Is it the gray joggers I should worry about? No stains so far, only great shame.
Lucky. Sometimes it looks like someone shot you in the ass with a brown paintball.
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post 1618658091 10-07-2020, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩
Too late boyo. Time to change city and gym. You dun goofed lol
Pls send malewarriorxo for support.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
The gym employees now know about this, so if they have a hot girl working there, tt's off limits now no matter how juicy you get.
The shame me and my family will feel is eternal. If I could go back in time and stop this, I'm not really sure I would. It's been a learning experience and I will take away a lot from this. Always make sure the chamber is empty boyos
post 1618658251 10-07-2020, 06:49 AM
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post 1618658571 10-07-2020, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Good thing there are no security cameras in the bathroom(that I know of). I've been stuck in here too embarrassed to leave. It's been 30 minutes and I might leave soon, I don't want someone to recognize me as squat fart guy. Won't leave until gym is empty.
post 1618658951 10-07-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
Good thing there are no security cameras in the bathroom(that I know of). I've been stuck in here too embarrassed to leave. It's been 30 minutes and I might leave soon, I don't want someone to recognize me as squat fart guy. Won't leave until gym is empty.
just be alpha and don't give a f?
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1618659041 10-07-2020, 07:02 AM
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I know the feels OP, I had headphones in one time and I guess just forgot where I was for a second (inside a crowded gym) so I ripped off a mean one in between sets and start laughing. Look up and the entire free weights area is Bert staring me. Couldn't do anything but keep laughing and apologize. People don't really give af about you brah and most people probably had headphones in and/or weren't paying attention.

You're gonna make it.
post 1618659321 10-07-2020, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
just be alpha and don't give a f?
You're right, walking around the gym farting on all the equipment now in honor of bfggjkjfjhdj or whatever that guys username is. You know, the guy who keeps posting his gfs fart videos.
post 1618659421 10-07-2020, 07:07 AM
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wear double
underwears
and a puttblug
to stop the
gas leak
post 1618659691 10-07-2020, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
wear double
underwears
and a puttblug
to stop the
gas leak
Bb.com fourm admin warned me about you.
post 1618659871 10-07-2020, 07:14 AM
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post 1618660131 10-07-2020, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
Is it the gray joggers I should worry about? No stains so far, only great shame.
the smell of the protein that's digested lol
“Peace does not mean an absence of conflicts; differences will always be there. Peace means solving these differences through peaceful means; through dialogue, education, knowledge; and through humane ways.”
post 1618660331 10-07-2020, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Thanks for the loldid anyone laugh? If it makes you feel better no one will think too deeply about it, but I would have been loling hard.
For real though yeah, I got a good laugh out of it. People definitely heard it but when I looked no one even smirked. Maybe they were more embarrassed than I was, awkward kunts. If I heard someone else fart while squatting I would've lost it
post 1618660451 10-07-2020, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
You're right, walking around the gym farting on all the equipment now in honor of bfggjkjfjhdj or whatever that guys username is. You know, the guy who keeps posting his gfs fart videos.
well no that's not what i said lol
i was referring to one incident
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1618660891 10-07-2020, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
For real though yeah, I got a good laugh out of it. People definitely heard it but when I looked no one even smirked. Maybe they were more embarrassed than I was, awkward kunts. If I heard someone else fart while squatting I would've lost it
I would have been the losing it giggler, laugh at the silliest things like this and sometimes can't control it but at least you laughed about it now, did you leave the bathroom yet? I'm still loling though.
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