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Forum ยป Farted at the gym today
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Thread: Farted at the gym today

post 1618856761 10-08-2020, 11:47 PM
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Farted at the gym today

While in the squat rack and dear God if a HBB didn't just pop out of no where around the corner. She got it, got it good. I was obviously to blame.
Yup
post 1618856961 10-08-2020, 11:54 PM
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How did she react? Was she impressed with your smells?
post 1618856981 10-08-2020, 11:54 PM
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Should have blamed it on her. If she protested, should have doubled down.
post 1618857841 10-09-2020, 12:15 AM
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Should have chit your pants instead.
Angels
post 1618858331 10-09-2020, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
Should have chit your pants instead.
Funny thing is I kinda did
Yup
post 1618862751 10-09-2020, 03:02 AM
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I once farted in the squat rack and the followed through.

Had to waddle to the toilet cubicle and clean my ring-peice with a firty floor mop since no toiler paper.
fist yourself
post 1618862821 10-09-2020, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
I once farted in the squat rack and the followed through.

Had to waddle to the toilet cubicle and clean my ring-peice with a firty floor mop since no toiler paper.
das groce
Yup
post 1618863221 10-09-2020, 03:20 AM
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It tends to be the leg press which triggers my fart/bottysmell reflex. Luckily the gym plays fairly loud music so unless it's a real ripper, it will likely go unnoticed unless someone is very close.

I remember one lifter ripped one out whilst doing hamstring curl. The place stunk of poop for around 20 minutes.
Cook the man some eggs!
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