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post 1618867331 10-09-2020, 05:32 AM
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Failing to get drunk on light beer (SRS)

I accidentally bought a case of light beer and thought it might help me enjoy a drink without my gut coming back. But I’ve had 3 tonight and I feel *nothing*. Literally feels like I’ve had zero alcohol tonight.

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post 1618867861 10-09-2020, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface
I accidentally bought a case of light beer and thought it might help me enjoy a drink without my gut coming back. ButI’ve had 3 tonightand I feel *nothing*. Literally feels like I’ve had zero alcohol tonight.

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You expect to get drunk off 3 beer? Are you a 95lbs woman/child?
post 1618867971 10-09-2020, 05:44 AM
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Alcohol content is roughly the same.

Only pros know to drink a sixer before eating anything.

That's not how light beer works Jeff
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post 1618867991 10-09-2020, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
You expect to get drunk off 3 beer? Are you a 95lbs woman/child?
Do you feel literally nothing from 3 beers?
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post 1618868111 10-09-2020, 05:46 AM
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There’s basically no difference between light beer and regular if you’re talking like Budweiser and bud light. Also lol @ 3 beers...what do you except?
post 1618868151 10-09-2020, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface
Do you feel literally nothing from 3 beers?
Only shame.

From drinking light beer.
post 1618868341 10-09-2020, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface
Do you feel literally nothing from 3 beers?
I would, but I'd certainly not be drunk and I haven't had a drink in months. You can't expect to be getting buzzed off 3 beer.
post 1618868461 10-09-2020, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech
I would, but I'd certainly not be drunk and I haven't had a drink in months. You can't expect to be getting buzzed off 3 beer.
The point is, 3 beers in and I’d feel something. I literally feel nothing. So there’s no point drinking any more of them
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post 1618868741 10-09-2020, 05:57 AM
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It takes 3 beers at an 8% or higher for me to feel anything. So at a light 4%, I’ll drink water instead.
I probably banged your mom.

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Originally Posted By SPP1
Only shame.

From drinking light beer.
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Should have drank them analy. Would have gotten wrecked.
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Mich ultra is the goat light beer

Goes down like water and after a case you are smashed
post 1618878141 10-09-2020, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface
Do you feel literally nothing from 3 beers?
Depends on the beers and what I've eaten. If I drink 3 bud lights after eating a burger or something I won't feel anything other than full. If I drink 3 90 minute IPAs and haven't eaten much ill feel pretty buzzed.
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