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Thread: How many people of a specific demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?

post 1618883811 10-09-2020, 09:31 AM
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How many people of a specific demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A specified number. Some of which will actually be dedicated to completing the task, while the rest participate in generic stereotypical behavior for that demographic




Ex. How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Three, one to screw it in and the other two to tell him how good he looks in the new light.



Now you!
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post 1618930711 10-09-2020, 06:37 PM
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STAR TREK

Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000.........."


Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. None. They execute it for cowardice!!


Q. How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. 151. One to change it and 150 to self-destruct the ship in disgrace.


Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. None. They'd rather sell if for a profit than use it!


Q. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

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A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket to feed.


Q. How many Betazoids?

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A. Two. One to change it, and one to sit there and moan "Darkness. I sense
darkness."
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post 1618931931 10-09-2020, 06:49 PM
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This thread gave me cancer
See user title srs
post 1618932111 10-09-2020, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
This thread gave me cancer
fuking oldcels man
post 1618932341 10-09-2020, 06:54 PM
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How many divorced guys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

None, they never get the house
Back with my Fam
post 1618932421 10-09-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
How many divorced guys does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

None, they never get the house
Personal attack on so many miscers lol
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post 1618932791 10-09-2020, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
This thread gave me cancer
How many oncologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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Just one but get a second and third opinion because the light might not even be burned out and oncologists don't know how to flip light switches.


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It varies tremendously from bulb to bulb. The doctors can only shake it vigorously and try it again.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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post 1618958081 10-10-2020, 04:01 AM
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Q. How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A. Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins.


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