So I got tired of the stupid appointments and time limits from my commercial gym after being lifting there for a week and went to a powerlifting gym. I got there and hopped on the bench and had to bounce 135 off my chest to get some reps. While resting I saw some powerlifting sloot with a fat ass and decided to chat her up since these autistic bloatlord powerlifters were prob too shy to talk to a female. I walked over and motioned her to remove her headphones and she went over to the bench and racked another pair of 45s and legit benched it without no crazy arch or bouncing. She removed her headphones and told me to talk to her when I can bench that. Then all the bloatlords started dying laughing and I started running out. I tripped on a trap bar and knocked over a plate tree and a bucket of chalk. I hopped in my prius and floored it. Guess its back to the stupid ass commercial gyms.

sloot had a build like this

Should have said that you only wanted to tell her that she smells and should wipe the equipment she uses afterwards

Cool story brah

Things that never happened /10

All I got was that you can’t bench 225 lol

So she was built like a bloated midget?

I know you're trolling but take the next few months and work on your bench, then go back and bench 225lbs, then say "what up ho?"

Anyone who finds that fridge built midget attractive is a clear homo and needs to get a fukin grip. Absolutely disgust.

Unaware

top tier troll job gj

OP when she hops off the bench

Can't tell if this is making fun of powerlifters, or making fun of people who make fun of powerlifters