Sunday morning

Hi y'all, not sure if this is the right sub or not, and I couldn't find an NSFW tag. Also, this post discusses race but anyway here goes:

A few years ago I was working on campus as a reporter for the paper at my community college. One of the other staff members was an older guy, late 40s who was pretty out there. He was always going on about his various conspiracy theories which were entirely original, I stayed away.

For context in this story I'm AFAB and white. Older guy and my partner are both black men.

One day in the newsroom I was talking to some people and older guy was there working on a computer. The topic of my partner came up and someone mentioned his race. Older guy instantly inserted himself in the conversation.

Maybe it was because I was bored or because of the race aspect, but that day I decided to engage him and see where it went. Here's where it went:

He told me this theory about how black men are attracted to white women because in the old days white women we seen as clean and pure and exotic, because they'd never seen anything like it before in Africa. Specifically large european white women (I'm fat and german y'all) were such a sight they were baffled and black men just fell limp with lust for these abundant white ladies.

Because of this animal attraction and overwhelming lust for these pale goddesses, something in these black men changed. When he then would mate with a white woman he'd release a substance called Supersperm. Supersperm is so wonderful guys! It's apparently a vitamin that gives white women the creativity and spiritually they didn't have access to before in their dull colorless lives. It's also so powerful, that if a white woman were to have relations with a white man after having them with a black man, her child would be black. These effect grow with the size of the white woman too! Yes, the larger women get better effects!

My biggest regret is that I didn't record it. I was a reporter in a newsroom, I was so prepared. And when I say his delivery was amazing. Fr he could have been a cult leader if he wasn't so bat**** insane. Mad charisma that dude had. I later found out he would prey on young girls around campus, which seems about right.

Yeah, this. I sat and took all this in with as straight a face as possible. Then later that day had a different guy ask me in the most sincere tone "What are we gonna do about the gays?" I stopped engaging with people on campus after that.

I also apologize to anyone who's offended, I don't agree in any capacity, and please understand the sarcasm. Thanks for reading!