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post 1619550431 10-16-2020, 02:01 PM
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HALAL Boyos - GTFIH

I really had a drop a deuce yesterday, I've been on that high fiber dieting lately. When the urge hits better get there.

So I had the choice between a crowded cvs and a HALAL grocery store. Not wanting to get the COIVD I decided to hit the less trafficked grocery store. I hauled ass in trying to not to leave a brown streak.

I drop in a blow it up with a mega deuce. I look over and there is like a plastic kettle thing next to the toilet. WTF is this thing used for?



Washed hands and bought some delish cookies .

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post 1619550611 10-16-2020, 02:04 PM
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Hey man, it's to wash your ass with your hands and then wash your hands in the sink.
post 1619551211 10-16-2020, 02:09 PM
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red is right
post 1619552901 10-16-2020, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By NoMilkForYou⏩
red is right
They wash their ass with a kettle? Is this true?
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post 1619552951 10-16-2020, 02:25 PM
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you use it to pore water on your cock and bumhole?

just assuming
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post 1619563361 10-16-2020, 04:14 PM
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Are there no HALAL guys to confirm? Am I supposed to ask the clerk?
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post 1619563661 10-16-2020, 04:18 PM
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Wait you left there without a plate of lamb over rice? Tempted to neg
50% of my posts are 100% factual
post 1619564091 10-16-2020, 04:24 PM
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You pour the water down from the top of the crack so it's like a brown waterfall. Grab your junk with your other hand while hovering over the toilet. Then you wait 5 minutes to air dry, you must keep your cheeks apart for that 5 minutes tho. Can't stress that enough
post 1619564271 10-16-2020, 04:26 PM
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Get a load of this guy! Doesn’t know how to use the kettle...pffft!
post 1619564471 10-16-2020, 04:28 PM
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post 1619567671 10-16-2020, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Wait you left there without a plate of lamb over rice? Tempted to neg
I had a strong concern about this kettle brah. Never seen it before.
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post 1619569801 10-16-2020, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Wait you left there without a plate of lamb over rice? Tempted to neg
Is that the best halal to get ? Never had yet
post 1619570401 10-16-2020, 05:43 PM
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OP did you chit in the bidet? I did that once in Europe on accident when I was a kid
Would kick em in the nuts
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