Most cooked chit just happened. Was pumping a burrito just after gym and an old fat dude with a load of tattoos (tear drops of face) and a parrot on his shoulder comes up to me and asks me to buy him a 3 dollar taco. I said I don't have money. He calls me out and walks away. Goes up to other dude whos with his wife. He buys him 3. Then he comes up to me and gets real close. Says ill never have a wife like the dude who bought him a taco, I still live at home and that he wants to fight me. Walks away. Then starts screaming and swearing at him asking me to come around the ally to fight him. Just lol honestly. There was families everywhere. At one point during his rambling, he was like. "COME ON, ILL PUT THE PARROT IN THE BAG. LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT THIS OLD MAN CAN DO" My question to the misc... What would you of done lmao

Kicked his ass and taken his parrot

i would have shouted back at him

sucked his dink and made him buy me a taco

would have took his parrot and snapped it's neck, potentially creating a ripple effect and making that homeless guy the oldest boxing world champion of the world

You are doing it wrong bby, you don't suck a dink for 3 dollar taco. Wait until at least 200 is spent.