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» GTFIH for reps, ended my dryspell this weekend! (PICS) (STORYTIME)
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post 1619719761 10-18-2020, 01:45 PM
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GTFIH for reps, ended my dryspell this weekend! (PICS) (STORYTIME)

A couple weeks a go I was at a bar with a friend when I was approached by this cute HTC sloot. We got to talking and exchanged numbers and proceeded to text for a few days after that. Fast forward to Friday and she was inviting me over to her apartment, saying her brother who she lives with is out of town for the weekend so we'll have the place to ourselves. I couldn't make it on friday so I "perfect, let's reschedule"'d her for last night.

Saturday night rolls around and I head to her place a couple beers deep. Was super horny, been on nofap for two weeks and haven't smashed a live sloot in 2 years. Anyway, I clapped the cheeks twice (doggy with her pawg ass was amazing) and afterwards while we were lying there she kept asking me if I thought she was fat. Like I said, she's HTC and pretty cute so I couldn't figure out why she was so self-conscious.

Well, I got out of bed to go pee and I saw a pic of her with what looked like a bf and it all started to make sense. The guy looked like a total LTC ******* and her little story about her "brother" being out of town made sense for why it looked like a guy lived there.

As I was pissing I hear the front door swing open and a high-pitched voice shout "Honey, I'm home!". At this point I freaked and waited for him to walk past the bathroom and I cut behind him and bolted out the front door (couldn't risk another battery charge). Next thing I know the ******* starts chasing me down like five flights of stairs until we end up in the basement parking.

I was too faded to keep running so I decided to hide under a lifted truck. Was a really close call and I tried taking pics but all I could get in the frame were his shoes:



sloot i smashed:

post 1619720161 10-18-2020, 01:50 PM
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aware
Been here since 2010. Lost my old account.
post 1619723121 10-18-2020, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Jatt24
aware
lol das it
post 1619723901 10-18-2020, 02:35 PM
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She’s well proportioned for a bigger girl.
post 1619724151 10-18-2020, 02:40 PM
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lmao @ "honey i'm home"

so he was that close to finding you?
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1619725551 10-18-2020, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerkicker
She’s well proportioned for a bigger girl.
Should've seen her ass, man. It was big and pretty firm.
Originally Posted By RackaDo
lmao @ "honey i'm home"

so he was that close to finding you?
Yeah, really close call. Felt like I was in scooby doo as I hid and waited for him to walk by
post 1624570261 12-05-2020, 08:46 AM
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Lol. Das it mane.
5'10 176lbs
No hymen no diamond
post 1624571031 12-05-2020, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery
Lol. Das it mane.
Sorry boyo, only Chads are safe.
post 1624571401 12-05-2020, 09:01 AM
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I am 100% convinced this happened
post 1624572551 12-05-2020, 09:19 AM
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Did i miss another thread man
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