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post 1619870461 10-20-2020, 05:03 AM
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i'm starting to turn to hookers is it beta? (100% dead serious)

I saw a prostitute tonight. Vietnamese women. Slim body. Cute litte ass. Cute boobs. Slim body. Tattoos. 7/10. Sucked me off without a condom. I ate her out (why do prostiutes have no taste) then ****ed her with a condom.

Honestly, i don't even feel bad about it. I feel good. God what i wanted, cummed a load got a sloppy blow job ****ed an attractive girl.

Don't have to worry about organising a date, don't have to worry about spending money and not getting sex dont have to worry about feelings don't have to worry about the other dudes like her instagram page don't have to worry about any of this nonsense.

The only downside is ****ing with a codom but hoestly so what just go no fap, and don't touch your dink and it doesn't evel feel that worse.

Dating sucks, go out with some pleb girl have the same convo, the same ****, **** her till you get bored, literally the same ****, once you've done anal, eating ass all the kink **** meh, just gets boring even degen sex gets boring.



The ONLY thing that conqures it all , was from what i remmeber when i had sex with my gf who i loved, years ago she had a fat ass great booty, tight pussy smelt so good/tasted good never got bored (because i loved her) but eh that feeling is rare.


For now hookers > casual sex/ONS

(Serious)
That's it
post 1619870631 10-20-2020, 05:10 AM
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You ate out a hooker

Just lmao
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1619870981 10-20-2020, 05:25 AM
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You put your mouth on a hole that at least 1 other cawk was inside in the last 24 hours, probably without first being washed in a shower.

Well done.
post 1619871151 10-20-2020, 05:31 AM
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Would not in a million years pay to bang a used up whore wearing a fukkin plastic bag over my dink. Have turned down many girls in the past because they wanted me to use a condom and I don’t even bother. Would rather fap.
post 1619871241 10-20-2020, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
You ate out a hooker

Just lmao
you're divorced just lmao
post 1619871631 10-20-2020, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
eating their pussy is beta you phucking cuck

disgusting

but best is to just do both tbh
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
You ate out a hooker

Just lmao
Originally Posted By poolshark472
You put your mouth on a hole that at least 1 other cawk was inside in the last 24 hours, probably without first being washed in a shower.

Well done.
So you pick up a girl from the club or a tinder whore, or even have a **** buddy how do you know she didn't **** some other dude the day before? it' the same ****

in fact hookers are actually hygeinic i'd feel more safe eating out a hooker than a tinder sloot.
Originally Posted By ProudKraut
Would not in a million years pay to bang a used up whore wearing a fukkin plastic bag over my dink. Have turned down many girls in the past because they wanted me to use a condom and I don’t even bother. Would rather fap.
Disagree man rather **** with plastic than fap srs
post 1619871681 10-20-2020, 05:43 AM
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Well as usual OP, kind of a mixed bag from you here but all in all congrats on paying a hor to eat her out. Can only imagine the lolz she must have had posting about it afterwards on female misc.
post 1619871771 10-20-2020, 05:45 AM
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To be honest, in this day and age it’s starting to become more and more logical to pay for hookers.

- Paying to maybe get sex (food, drinks, activities, etc) vs paying to definitely get sex

- No mind games, chit tests, mixed signals, frustration, boring convos etc

- No jealousy and paranoia that she’s fuking Chads on the side

In the end, it’s probablycheaperto pay hookers because having a gf is a long term money sink. There will always be another reason to spend money on her. A hooker is a one-time transaction and these days they aren’t even that expensive.
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post 1619872391 10-20-2020, 06:00 AM
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Why the **** would you eat out a hooker?
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post 1619872701 10-20-2020, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21
you're divorced just lmao
Aren’t you cute lmao who cares
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1619872811 10-20-2020, 06:08 AM
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Eaten out hookers before crew. I have zero problem with it as long as I know they aren't total skanks and clean themselves up.

Guys here don't have any idea that most hookers only see maybe 2-3 guys a week to make their money, none of them have a dozen guys lined up outside their door waiting to splooge all over them. One like the OP described might see a few guys in a day.

My former favourite girl was a student, incredibly sexy 22 year old who you would never suspect was an escort. She worked out at my Crossfit gym and had a regular side gig as a nutritionist. She only saw a couple of guys a week to supplement her income. Amazing in bed.

OP, no shame. If that's what floats your boat and you can afford it and can't be bothered then go for it. My advice is to find a couple of girls who give good service and become a regular. That way you usually get either more time or cheaper rates, and you can actually get along with the girl as well. But if she does bare oral, ALWAYS use a condom and watch for any sores on or around her mouth or downstairs for sure. Risks of the herp are WAY higher.
post 1619872901 10-20-2020, 06:10 AM
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its weird we have normalized eating pussy at all. I never do it, with any girl. unless its a LTR and you dont want to upset her. But eating out a girl youre only going to see once? no way Jose.
post 1619874471 10-20-2020, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SoupNutsy
its weird we have normalized eating pussy at all. I never do it, with any girl. unless its a LTR and you dont want to upset her. But eating out a girl youre only going to see once? no way Jose.
Do you not enjoy eating pussy? i love it, my ex's pussy tasted so sweet/salty i could eat her forever.
post 1619874531 10-20-2020, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface
To be honest, in this day and age it’s starting to become more and more logical to pay for hookers.

- Paying to maybe get sex (food, drinks, activities, etc) vs paying to definitely get sex

- No mind games, chit tests, mixed signals, frustration, boring convos etc

- No jealousy and paranoia that she’s fuking Chads on the side

In the end, it’s probablycheaperto pay hookers because having a gf is a long term money sink. There will always be another reason to spend money on her. A hooker is a one-time transaction and these days they aren’t even that expensive.
This is how i feel right now

I had a great girlfriend and had great sex before, but i just can' t be bothered going on dates with chicks i don't really care about doing the same ****, same conversations ,etc i don't know feel a bit jaded.

Literally pay money go to a hooker bust your nut and don't talk to them again.
post 1619875141 10-20-2020, 06:47 AM
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Some 21 year old girl about 45 min North of me was chatting on Bumble yesterday. She had a $230 dollar past due phone bill, and wanted to come over if I would take care of half. I told her No Thx Jeff. She sent a pic and countered a couple times, and her final offer was $30, but I had to pick her up. I thought about it, and didn't want to drive 90 min round trip, so I jerked off instead and the moment was over.
post 1619875601 10-20-2020, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By RavingRicky
Do you not enjoy eating pussy? i love it, my ex's pussy tasted so sweet/salty i could eat her forever.
IM just indifferent to it. Just feels like licking a patch of skin.

And my dink would always go soft when eating pussy. its one of the weird things that only became a thing in recent history.

I do enjoy eating milf pussy though. really attracted to 35-45 yr old milfs like Amy Coney Barrett. its inherently submissive though.
post 1619875631 10-20-2020, 06:54 AM
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I stopped reading at ate out a hooker

Yes
post 1619875741 10-20-2020, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking
Some 21 year old girl about 45 min North of me was chatting on Bumble yesterday. She had a $230 dollar past due phone bill, and wanted to come over if I would take care of half. I told her No Thx Jeff. She sent a pic and countered a couple times, and her final offer was $30, but I had to pick her up. I thought about it, and didn't want to drive 90 min round trip, so I jerked off instead and the moment was over.
lmao $30? Either she was a hooker or she really wanted to feel like a hooker
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Not necessarily, but eating a hooker out? Yes. That's like tipping your waitress and bringing food to her.
Originally Posted By RavingRicky
So you pick up a girl from the club or a tinder whore, or even have a **** buddy how do you know she didn't **** some other dude the day before? it' the same ****

in fact hookers are actually hygeinic i'd feel more safe eating out a hooker than a tinder sloot.
Lol. Sure, tell yourself that. It's also not just about hygiene, and I never ate out some club/tinder sloot either.
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Never felt beta doing it. It is also legal& regulated here so no fear of getting jumped by dudes or cathing stds
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Yeah that's beta.
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post 1619876361 10-20-2020, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By SoupNutsy
IM just indifferent to it. Just feels like licking a patch of skin.

And my dink would always go soft when eating pussy. its one of the weird things that only became a thing in recent history.

I do enjoy eating milf pussy though. really attracted to 35-45 yr old milfs like Amy Coney Barrett. its inherently submissive though.
Originally Posted By mgftp
I stopped reading at ate out a hooker

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Originally Posted By MediocreGains
Not necessarily, but eating a hooker out? Yes. That's like tipping your waitress and bringing food to her.



Lol. Sure, tell yourself that. It's also not just about hygiene, and I never ate out some club/tinder sloot either.
Well i'm ****ing sorry when you've been giving ****ty genetics and you're horny what else can you do? i loved eating my ex's ass/pussy out but thats like a one in 100 thing for me. I don't have the genetics to have a cute gf or a fwbs (i can only really get 5/10s or fatties) s o i just stick to hookers i got lucky with my ex.

Anyway i want to experience the "gf experience" and let me tell you with a hooker there is some passion involved, we start making out, she kisses my body all over, etc it's fine.
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Originally Posted By RavingRicky
Well i'm ****ing sorry when you've been giving ****ty genetics and you're horny what else can you do? i loved eating my ex's ass/pussy out but thats like a one in 100 thing for me. I don't have the genetics to have a cute gf or a fwbs (i can only really get 5/10s or fatties) s o i just stick to hookers i got lucky with my ex.

Anyway i want to experience the "gf experience" and let me tell you with a hooker there is some passion involved, we start making out, she kisses my body all over, etc it's fine.
do what makes you happy srs.
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Originally Posted By SoupNutsy
do what makes you happy srs.
pumping my ex of 2 yeas ago made me happy but now i can't do better so given up and turned to hookers man
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This is next level alting brah, respect.
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Only thing thats beta is doing something & asking misc if its beta or not. Hookers are good If you want an easy **** & dont mind spending a little $. Is it worth 100$ to you? If the answer is Yes then do it. Most Low inhibition guys have tried hookers, Coke, dat dere etc etc without worrying about how manly or not it is.. you only live once boyo. Do whatever you like & dont worry about what normies think. Let them worry about politics, weather, climate, sports etc to escape their boring lives while ut out There having 2-3 escorts snorting Coke off your dick every weekend like a prime Charlie Sheen.
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Can relate to not caring enough to organize dates/work the game/etc.

But also save your money & put it towards something more productive.

If you get laid less, you get laid less
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