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post 1620063591 10-21-2020, 09:29 PM
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Girlfriend keeps sitting next to the fart pillow

Every cottdamn time my gf stops by unannounced she sits down on the ****ing love seat or couch right next to the fukking fart pillow. I do a lot to make sure my furniture doesn't smell like farts but she has some sort of ironic sixth sense that crosses her path with my fart pillow. Everytime she comes over I am on edge because she is drawn to it like satan on a quigi board. Sometimes she tries to be cute and cuddle but I can tell she just thinks the whole townhouse smells like old potstickers. I'm under constant anxiety and it's affecting our relationship. How do I keep her from being drawn to the fart pillow like a moth to the flame? WTF is up with women and smells?
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post 1620063801 10-21-2020, 09:32 PM
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thought this was about girls farting
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post 1620063961 10-21-2020, 09:34 PM
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Simple. Go to her place and urinate around the borders of her property. By marking it you are letting her know you know what the deal is.
post 1620067481 10-21-2020, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
thought this was about girls farting
we're not degenerates
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post 1620067531 10-21-2020, 10:30 PM
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post 1620067731 10-21-2020, 10:34 PM
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Let’s be real here, this is a problem of your own making. Why are you saturating one pillow with all the farts instead of equally distributing your flatulence across the entire pillow population?

If they’re all fart pillows, none of them are fart pillows, nomsayin?
post 1620067861 10-21-2020, 10:37 PM
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she a freak, congrats
post 1620068021 10-21-2020, 10:41 PM
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Lol, first I read threads about guys pooping themselves, how to insult a chick for daring insult when given a cheesy rude line, now fart pillows. Misc is amusing
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post 1620068181 10-21-2020, 10:44 PM
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You need to think about your fart pillow as radioactive isotopes. The more that you saturate fart curie units, the more emission from a single area.

Megadose pillow emanates medium output consistently. Open cropdusting (dirty bombing) is over a larger area and dissipates quickly for less curie unit exposure.

Plus you're going to give that bitch pinkeye. Youre gross. Stop doing that.
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post 1620068381 10-21-2020, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
You need to think about your fart pillow as radioactive isotopes. The more that you saturate fart curie units, the more emission from a single area.

Megadose pillow emanates medium output consistently. Open cropdusting (dirty bombing) is over a larger area and dissipates quickly for less curie unit exposure.

Plus you're going to give that bitch pinkeye. Youre gross. Stop doing that.
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post 1620079111 10-22-2020, 04:22 AM
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post 1620079201 10-22-2020, 04:28 AM
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Quigi board, eh?
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post 1620079331 10-22-2020, 04:35 AM
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Sorry OP, maybe I'm out of touch but wtf is a fart pillow? It seems from other posters that it is some specific pillow that you fart into for some reason? Strong wtf, just fart in the bathroom like a normal person brah.
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post 1620079641 10-22-2020, 04:44 AM
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WTF is a fart pillow?
post 1620093661 10-22-2020, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Slootbrahh⏩
WTF is a fart pillow?
You guys are all fukking degenerates just farting all over your furniture.

The fart pillow is so you have something to fart on instead musking the whole place like a diseased ferret.
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post 1620095951 10-22-2020, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
You need to think about your fart pillow as radioactive isotopes. The more that you saturate fart curie units, the more emission from a single area.

Megadose pillow emanates medium output consistently. Open cropdusting (dirty bombing) is over a larger area and dissipates quickly for less curie unit exposure.

Plus you're going to give that bitch pinkeye. Youre gross. Stop doing that.
This is correct. Always get up from your furniture or at least lean to the side to avoid saturating your furniture. If you must continue to use the fart pillow your only real option left is to hold your gf down and fart on her to establish dominance. This is a high risk move though. She might think "Oh Chad's so crazy lol" or she might call the cops and tell all her friends you're a pervert for farting on her.
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