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post 1620242491 10-23-2020, 02:46 PM
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Lol @ officecels not taking advantage of WFH by video gaming instead

Everyone knows if you are an officecel, you’ll always have 2 weeks or more to complete a task that takes 2 hrs. Lol @ you if you’re not just playing Xbox/PlayStation/PC games while working from home at this time. Just fkkn LMAO @ the officecels who tells their boss they’re done with their work so they can get more work for same pay.
post 1620242681 10-23-2020, 02:48 PM
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the boss logs the activity remotely. officecels have to jiggle the mouse every few seconds or they get fired
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post 1620243181 10-23-2020, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
the boss logs the activity remotely. officecels have to jiggle the mouse every few seconds or they get fired
This is why you have a spreadsheet and 1000 browser tabs open to make it seem like you’re being productive. Just toss your wireless mouse around every 15 mins.
post 1620243441 10-23-2020, 02:55 PM
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I don’t play video games but I do lift, watch YouTube videos and fuk around on my phone while clocked in. I probably only get about 3-5 hours of work done in 8 hours (depending on the day) when I work remotely.
post 1620244221 10-23-2020, 03:06 PM
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90% of being an officecel is finding every way imaginable to give off the perception that you are busier than you actually are srs
post 1620244431 10-23-2020, 03:08 PM
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My first job was WFH at a cable company. I would be playing DS3 while doing my work. I would place people on hold during boss fights.
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post 1620244461 10-23-2020, 03:08 PM
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I do tab out to misc and watch some youtoob, but for the most part I actually enjoy my job and want to progress up the tier's, so I do actually work for 6-7 hours of the 8 hour day when I WFH.
post 1620244611 10-23-2020, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
the boss logs the activity remotely.officecels have to jiggle the mouse every few seconds or they get fired
No, just need to have some vid clip looping in the background and laptop never goes idle/away status
post 1620245031 10-23-2020, 03:14 PM
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Pulled this off at the office last month. I gotta get back in the game

post 1620245551 10-23-2020, 03:20 PM
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Old company would log productivity via software via working from home.


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post 1620246051 10-23-2020, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
I"m a typical officecel who's obese, got thinning hair, low T (369 ng/dL, free T 61.9 pg/mL), and socially awkward..... but come every weekend I'm banging hookers so it's all good with me....
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post 1620246431 10-23-2020, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By basedcap⏩
90% of being an officecel is finding every way imaginable to give off the perception that you are busier than you actually are srs
Pulling the old George Costanza.
post 1620246891 10-23-2020, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By basedcap⏩
90% of being an officecel is finding every way imaginable to give off the perception that you are busier than you actually are srs
This.

Brb finish project at 3pm.
Brb send project at 9pm to make it look like you worked late

Brb dial into every call 5 mins late - sorry my “other call” ran over
post 1620248031 10-23-2020, 03:51 PM
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Pro tip for you guys. Make a one page PowerPoint, put it into Presentation mode. Now, your computer won’t go to sleep and you don’t need any mouse movements.
post 1620248221 10-23-2020, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By FoxMcCocks⏩
This.

Brb finish project at 3pm.
Brb send project at 9pm to make it look like you worked late

Brb dial into every call 5 mins late - sorry my “other call” ran over
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post 1620249191 10-23-2020, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By basedcap⏩
90% of being an officecel is finding every way imaginable to give off the perception that you are busier than you actually are srs
post 1620249391 10-23-2020, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted By puzzycrookz⏩
This is why you have a spreadsheet and 1000 browser tabs open to make it seem like you’re being productive. Just toss your wireless mouse around every 15 mins.
https://github.com/cerebrate/mousejiggler
post 1620249761 10-23-2020, 04:13 PM
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Just lol if you are such an inbred your boss only trusts you with one task at a time.
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Ever since COVID (And before COVID too, due to the fact there were a couple of WFH days a week for myself), I'd play OSRS and WoW Classic on the side at work. Quit both recently though and found my productivity is pretty much the same, maybe a little better.

Now I just YouTube/Google/Misc/Reddit more often.
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