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post 1620333311 10-24-2020, 03:43 PM
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how does one go grom bradagucci to ratfish?

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speaking skills wise.

i talk like patagucci with lots of aahhs and uhmms, sound like a dumbass (not saying he is, seems like an intelligent guy) but that's how it sounds, slow and unaesthetic af.

ratfish just keeps flowing.

my dream is to be a gigatalker like Alex Jones who can just keep spouting bullchit like a river when the dam's been opened.

Trump is a fighter, not a great speaker but he keeps going. he mostly says retarded lies and he keeps repeating them but he'll keep the flow. Biden on the other hand sounds weak and faltering even if the content itself is arguably better.

advice?
post 1620333481 10-24-2020, 03:44 PM
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Lube up your knuckles and fingers, wash the lube off so they are nice and dry, and then fist yourself until your organs come out your mouth.
post 1620333711 10-24-2020, 03:46 PM
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Ratfish sounds like Heath Ledgers Joker.

Not a bad thing

Bradagucci sounds like your average Canadian retard

Also not a bad thing
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post 1620333961 10-24-2020, 03:49 PM
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get Justin Trudeau to stick his fist up your ass and pull out your vocal chords
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post 1620334291 10-24-2020, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn
get Justin Trudeau to stick his fist up your ass and pull out your vocal chords
he doesn't speak well either so many uhhhs
post 1620334951 10-24-2020, 04:00 PM
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Honest answer.

1. Some of it is genetic and based around who you grew up around (thats why many sons talk like their fathers, same cadence and accent etc)

2. Read lots of books. Lots. Helps you formulate vocabulary and sentences better.

3. Talk more. Sounds stupid and basic, but when you do as many radio shows as Alex Jones it becomes second nature. That's why pence sounded so smooth in the vp debates (he used to host a radio show in the 90s). Practice makes perfect.
post 1620336061 10-24-2020, 04:13 PM
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Honestly just talk more and try to be more conscious when you do use filler words. I used to use a lot of filler words - "like" "um" "you know" etc., but being more aware of that and fixing it on the spot helps a ton. I also noticed that I tend to pick up on other people's speaking habits if I'm around them day in/day out.

Sound like a ******* these days. "Lets talk offline", "please keep me honest here", "we need to get more granular", "we've tackled the low hanging fruit, now lets focus on something else", "let me circle back to you once I get more clarification", "i'll leverage xyz", "what's the 20,000 foot view?"

Such is life.
post 1620336291 10-24-2020, 04:16 PM
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People irl actually like my voice and style of speaking srs
post 1620336421 10-24-2020, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs
Honestly just talk more and try to be more conscious when you do use filler words. I used to use a lot of filler words - "like" "um" "you know" etc., but being more aware of that and fixing it on the spot helps a ton. I also noticed that I tend to pick up on other people's speaking habits if I'm around them day in/day out.

Sound like a ******* these days. "Lets talk offline", "please keep me honest here", "we need to get more granular", "we've tackled the low hanging fruit, now lets focus on something else", "let me circle back to you once I get more clarification", "i'll leverage xyz", "what's the 20,000 foot view?"

Such is life.
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post 1620336581 10-24-2020, 04:20 PM
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Replace um and ah with fuk and fukin and you’re all set
post 1620336821 10-24-2020, 04:22 PM
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post 1620337181 10-24-2020, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
People irl actually like my voice and style of speaking srs
they like the suburban white guy voice.
Originally Posted By George2100
Replace um and ah with fuk and fukin and you’re all set
so talk like a tradie?
post 1620337371 10-24-2020, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs
Honestly just talk more and try to be more conscious when you do use filler words. I used to use a lot of filler words - "like" "um" "you know" etc., but being more aware of that and fixing it on the spot helps a ton. I also noticed that I tend to pick up on other people's speaking habits if I'm around them day in/day out.

Such is life.
yeah but i can't find any well-spoken people irl so i'm trying to look for such people online to listen to. jordan peterson is one.
Originally Posted By climberbrah
2. Read lots of books. Lots. Helps you formulate vocabulary and sentences better.

3. Talk more. Sounds stupid and basic, but when you do as many radio shows as Alex Jones it becomes second nature. That's why pence sounded so smooth in the vp debates (he used to host a radio show in the 90s). Practice makes perfect.
definitely need to read more.

was mirin pence hard. he mogged that west indian witch during the debates. everything he said was empty bs but he spoke well.
post 1620338181 10-24-2020, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs
Sound like a ******* these days. "Lets talk offline", "please keep me honest here", "we need to get more granular", "we've tackled the low hanging fruit, now lets focus on something else", "let me circle back to you once I get more clarification", "i'll leverage xyz", "what's the 20,000 foot view?"

Such is life.
i phukin hate "circle back" and "10,000 foot view" all corporate talk at midlevel is just beating around the bush

i've been recording myself on the phone more, just talk about any subject. ums and ahs aren't necessarily bad, just don't do too much.

kayleigh and pence are very good speakers, this multimillionaire is a good speaker, smooth, very natural and not staying pc like political ppl do

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I like Brad but the way he talks makes me want to smack him right in the face srs
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele
I like Brad but the way he talks makes me want to smack him right in the face srs
shut up ******* i swear on me mum
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Originally Posted By RedInsectNProud
shut up ******* i swear on me mum
Ay kunt shut your gob hole
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele
Ay kunt shut your gob hole
gonna neg you when my neg cannons recharge ded srs
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Originally Posted By RedInsectNProud
gonna neg you when my neg cannons recharge ded srs
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Originally Posted By RedInsectNProud
gonna neg you when my neg cannons recharge ded srs
Negged you now while I know you have no ammo. lol!
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[QUOTE=strawbrerry1 post_id=1620338181]i phukin hate "circle back" and "10,000 foot view" all corporate talk at midlevel is just beating around the bush

i've been recording myself on the phone more, just talk about any subject. ums and ahs aren't necessarily bad, just don't do too much.

kayleigh and pence are very good speakers, this multimillionaire is a good speaker, smooth, very natural and not staying pc like political ppl do

[youtube]k28vTFRgl_I[youtube][/QUOTE]Lmao, it's funny cus no one ever circles back. I only talk like that at work though, people would think I'm an idiot outside of work if I used the same lingo. The one word that makes me cringe is "synergy".

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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
People irl actually like my voice and style of speaking srs
There is nothing wrong with the sound of your voice, but you don't really have the gift of gab. OP is talking about actual conversation skills and having the ability to have your words flow.


My father is the kind of guy that can go to an event with 10,000 people and speak to 500 of them. And regardless of how many people those 500 speak to. 10 years later they'll all vividly remember him and what they talked about.

I unfortunately did not inherit that gift.
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Focus. Be comfortable and confident in what you’re saying. I bet you don’t say uh and Um when you talk about your passions/hobbies.
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Originally Posted By guest89
There is nothing wrong with the sound of your voice, but you don't really have the gift of gab. OP is talking about actual conversation skills and having the ability to have your words flow.


My father is the kind of guy that can go to an event with 10,000 people and speak to 500 of them. And regardless of how many people those 500 speak to. 10 years later they'll all vividly remember him and what they talked about.

I unfortunately did not inherit that gift.
Damn that was a low key harsh put down on Brad.

He's fine the way he speaks.
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