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post 1620441301 10-25-2020, 09:22 PM
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Misc Bidet Crew 2020

As a recent convert, I want to know who else has embraced luxury.

Do any of you miscers have the ridiculous over the top $500+ bidets that plug into the wall? I got a basic $50 one with warm and cold water but the pressure isn't perfect. My understanding is the electric ones give you added pressure for things like the "enema mode". Need to know if I should be looking at Black Friday deals on these angus supersoakers.
post 1620449601 10-25-2020, 11:28 PM
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post 1620450121 10-25-2020, 11:36 PM
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I just keep a supersoaker next to my toilet pumped up.
post 1620450851 10-25-2020, 11:48 PM
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Meanwhile in Europe 500 years ago
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post 1620450911 10-25-2020, 11:49 PM
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post 1620452661 10-26-2020, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By vulgoo⏩
baby wipes crew
But why
post 1620454781 10-26-2020, 01:53 AM
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Lol after my 6th form ball (16 year old prom for you ameribrahs?) I was wasted staying at one of the boys houses (real nice place).
Early the next moring i was just hugging the toilet and drinking from this convenient little sink right next to it.

He told me after what it was..
Damn
post 1620455191 10-26-2020, 02:03 AM
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Converted in 2012 and everything changed srs

Brb no more gross angus
Brb traveling sucks because nobody had a bidet at their hotel or airbnb
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post 1620470761 10-26-2020, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Lol after my 6th form ball (16 year old prom for you ameribrahs?) I was wasted staying at one of the boys houses (real nice place).
Early the next moring i was just hugging the toilet and drinking from this convenient little sink right next to it.

He told me after what it was..
Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Converted in 2012 and everything changed srs

Brb no more gross angus
Brb traveling sucks because nobody had a bidet at their hotel or airbnb
Congrats on eight sanitary years. I was converted by spending a long weekend as a guest at a place that had one and couldn't mentally handle returning to paper after returning home
Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Bit late to start a 2020 crew

That said, Bidet Crew
It's never too late, Peter.
post 1620471001 10-26-2020, 08:49 AM
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Lol, I though it was Biden 2020 crew. I already feel better.

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post 1620471161 10-26-2020, 08:51 AM
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mine only has cold water lol
my toilet is far from sink anyways so id have to buy a long pipe to get the hot water part.

with that being said.. best purchase ever.

shtting outside of home is always the worst now because i miss not having it
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post 1620471231 10-26-2020, 08:53 AM
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nah brah i just use my finger
post 1620471321 10-26-2020, 08:54 AM
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Bidets are great!
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post 1620471401 10-26-2020, 08:56 AM
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post 1620471761 10-26-2020, 09:01 AM
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I just run a garden hose through my bathroom window. Jet nozzle on full blast.
I loe e.
post 1620471921 10-26-2020, 09:02 AM
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Bidet crew checking in. GOAT purchase.
post 1620472031 10-26-2020, 09:04 AM
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Is the water temperature regulated? I dont want cold water splashing up my ass
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post 1620478221 10-26-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
mine only has cold water lol
my toilet is far from sink anyways so id have to buy a long pipe to get the hot water part.

with that being said.. best purchase ever.

shtting outside of home is always the worst now because i miss not having it
The other option is just to get one that plugs into the wall. Then you don't need a hot water sink hookup.
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
I just run a garden hose through my bathroom window. Jet nozzle on full blast.
I contemplated just doing this but then my ass will smell like hot rubber
Originally Posted By spacecowb0y⏩
Is the water temperature regulated? I dont want cold water splashing up my ass
Either need a wall plugin or tap into the hot water supply from the sink
Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Yeah this a completely new thing to Asia...

Hard to believe innit!

Edit: JFL @ cold water brahs ITT
Do you have an electric superlux bidet or just a hot water line from the sink?

My only real complaint is that I could gurgle my ass and essentially do an enema with my friend's bidet, but my water pressure isn't quite good enough for that. Making me lust for electric units
post 1620478751 10-26-2020, 10:33 AM
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We have the install under the toilet seat ones. My brother-in-law installed them. They're so powerful.

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post 1620478861 10-26-2020, 10:34 AM
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I read this as MISC Biden Crew 2020 and immediately became disgusted
post 1620478931 10-26-2020, 10:35 AM
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Thought about getting one of those when the toilet paper rush hit earlier this spring. Decided against it, mainly because I have 2 youngsters and they'd go nuts with it. I can usually time my showers by the time I'm done chitting for the day, anyway.
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post 1620480211 10-26-2020, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
We have the install under the toilet seat ones. My brother-in-law installed them. They're so powerful.

Soon, you'll be announcing you're now a Muslim.I seeeeeenntt it.
I wish I was a Muslim after interacting with some people who came to America from that culture. Jealous of the tight knit communities and old school shared social values and lack of nihilistic despair. I'm a pretty big fan of pork, alcohol, and substance abuse unfortunately and am thoroughly heathen.

Halal is where it's at though tbh
post 1620480331 10-26-2020, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GrimRep_er⏩
Lol, I though it was Biden 2020 crew. I already feel better.

I respect all viewpoints, my embrace of different opinions is one of my strongest personality traits.

I'm also extremely humble, another awesome trait of mine.

Having said all that, I was going to Neg you.

I'm complex.
Originally Posted By cjayzzz⏩
I read this as MISC Biden Crew 2020 and immediately became disgusted
I'm white.
post 1620480601 10-26-2020, 10:52 AM
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imagine not having a brondell swash 1000

fan-driven charcoal deodorizer, endless adjustable temp hot water, adjustable temp hot air drying, superior korean build quality
post 1620480811 10-26-2020, 10:54 AM
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post 1620481081 10-26-2020, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
imagine not having a brondell swash 1000

fan-driven charcoal deodorizer, endless adjustable temp hot water, adjustable temp hot air drying, superior korean build quality
Does it do pressurized water via the electricity? I was looking at the BioBidet 1700 for this which apparently can be had below $400 on black Friday promos
post 1620481121 10-26-2020, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
Tushy spa crew
These are the ones we have too. Cost about $100 each.
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie.

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post 1620481151 10-26-2020, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
These are the ones we have too. Cost about $100 each.
I don’t know how I went all those years without it.
Ack...Ack
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its like a gateway to being a bigger homo

start rimming your angus with H2O...then ya start spraying in your angus...one thing leads to another then you got penors in your butt
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Anyone else read Biden? Lol
-Some people say good things come to those who wait, truth is, good things come to those who work..... who work later.....who work harder...... who are willing to go further than anyone else to get them. If you're waiting for good things to come to you, you'll be waiting for a pretty long time.

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