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post 1620774141 10-29-2020, 07:55 AM
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My dad could beat up your dad

My father had a mid life crisis in his 50's and hit the gym.

Does his age in push ups ever birthday. So this week he did 66 push ups birthday morning. Pretty ****ing baller for an almost 70 year old man.
post 1620774681 10-29-2020, 08:02 AM
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Yeah but my dad carries a Glock.
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post 1620774841 10-29-2020, 08:03 AM
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Nice thread OP. I think my favorite part were the pictures.
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post 1620774971 10-29-2020, 08:05 AM
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My dad's dead you heartless bastard
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post 1620775081 10-29-2020, 08:06 AM
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post 1620775841 10-29-2020, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
Nice thread OP. I think my favorite part were the pictures.
That feeling when you realize you have next to no pictures of your father...................................
post 1620776591 10-29-2020, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
i could beat up you & your ******* boomer dad
I'd fight ya. Those tits just for show in your avatar? I hope you'd win.
post 1620777281 10-29-2020, 08:33 AM
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OP u look like ur name is scott
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post 1620777531 10-29-2020, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By expert701⏩
OP u look like ur name is scott
Agree to disagree. Howard, the op is a Howard.
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post 1620777961 10-29-2020, 08:40 AM
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your dad sounds like coping middle aged beta who just realised that's all he'll ever be.

Just lmao at 66 pushups, you'd probably need three of him just to take my 94 year old grandma
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post 1620778021 10-29-2020, 08:41 AM
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he prob could
post 1620778181 10-29-2020, 08:42 AM
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Your dad would have to get past me to get to my dad and I can guarantee it won't matter how many push ups he does.
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post 1620778321 10-29-2020, 08:44 AM
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My father went through a crazy ass mid life crisis. He never really sewed any wild roots so he went nuts for about 1.5 yrs srs. Was like a completely diff person.
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post 1620778331 10-29-2020, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Yeah but my dad carries a Glock.
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post 1620778971 10-29-2020, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By AlexSays⏩
your dad sounds like coping middle aged beta who just realised that's all he'll ever be.

Just lmao at 66 pushups, you'd probably need three of him just to take my 94 year old grandma
Going on 16ish years of total life change. That's nothing to shake your boifriends dick at.

I can confidently say he's probably more alpha than you'll ever be lol.

And ****, I hope you're grandma's set up like that.
post 1620779041 10-29-2020, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
My father went through a crazy ass mid life crisis. He never really sewed any wild roots so he went nuts for about 1.5 yrs srs. Was like a completely diff person.
Reps for dads
post 1620779461 10-29-2020, 08:57 AM
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Thought you were chiefilini or whatever the fuk his name is.
post 1620779611 10-29-2020, 08:59 AM
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My dad would make your dad suck his big hard cock
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post 1620780191 10-29-2020, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
My dad would make your dad suck his big hard cock
you're*


Suck his own cock? or suck you're dads cock?
post 1620781111 10-29-2020, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Thought you were chiefilini or whatever the fuk his name is.
post 1620781681 10-29-2020, 09:20 AM
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My dad couldn't, but I could kick your dads ass
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post 1620782531 10-29-2020, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩
My dad couldn't, but I could kick your dads ass
**** I hope so.
post 1620782881 10-29-2020, 09:32 AM
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You dad is gay, he married my dad.


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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Yeah but my dad carries a Glock.
Ahh the classic I can't fight so I gotta carry and show a gun huehuehue.
Props to the dads that actually used their hands in altercations and were true alphas.

@ OP das it mane, das it. But no he can't.
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post 1620784531 10-29-2020, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Wh1teDyn0mite⏩
You dad is gay, he married my dad.


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post 1620819231 10-29-2020, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 2010JW⏩
Ahh the classic I can't fight so I gotta carry and show a gun huehuehue.
Props to the dads that actually used their hands in altercations and were true alphas.

@ OP das it mane, das it. But no he can't.
I don’t think carrying is a sign of not being able to fight but let’s be honest. MOST people really can’t fight. But they fight against others who don’t know how either so I guess that evens things out lol. I wouldn’t pull my weapon over a fist fight unless a weapon was pulled first on me or I felt like the other person was going to murder me. I’ll gladly fist fight before even showing my weapon even at 40yrs old. I’d honestly rather take an ass whipping that kill the guy for it.
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