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Forum » HUGE!!!!!!!! Accounting is the Master Race

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Sorry for not realizing OP. Accounting Is Master Race is better than me
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I'm a liberal arts major and already knew Accounting is the only way
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I am part of the Accounting Master Race. Long live Accounting
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I'm in stem because I'm not smart enough for Accounting
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post 1620785251 10-29-2020, 10:00 AM
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HUGE!!!!!!!! Accounting is the Master Race

Just thought you'd like to know.

It may take some time to accept it. Just man up and deal with it.

If you send me your resume now, I may consider you for a janitor position down the line.
post 1620785981 10-29-2020, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
Just thought you'd like to know.

It may take some time to accept it. Just man up and deal with it.

If you send me your resume now, I may consider you for a janitor position down the line.
Nah brah.
post 1620786131 10-29-2020, 10:10 AM
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Nah brah.
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post 1620786481 10-29-2020, 10:15 AM
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I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.
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post 1620786671 10-29-2020, 10:17 AM
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wish i were a bean-counting autist notsrs
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post 1620786751 10-29-2020, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.
are you creating reports on how best to defund your department?
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post 1620786871 10-29-2020, 10:20 AM
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I'm getting my MBA right now. In an accounting class right now. Def have to be very detailed oriented and know all of the rules. I can understand why these guys make decent money.
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Pure tribalism OP. STEM, Accounting, Tradies, Marketing and so on, all have their place. Without one the others suffer.
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post 1620787041 10-29-2020, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
are you creating reports on how best to defund your department?
tax crimes
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post 1620787051 10-29-2020, 10:22 AM
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What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.
post 1620787121 10-29-2020, 10:22 AM
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all accountants are literal cucks
post 1620787151 10-29-2020, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
tax crimes
like forensic accounting? that chit sounds pretty cool

how much easier would your job be if everything were cashless?
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post 1620787161 10-29-2020, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.
Good luck with that. Accounting is far more people orientated and discretionary than people might think.
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post 1620787201 10-29-2020, 10:23 AM
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Did a finance brah smash your gf OP?
post 1620787401 10-29-2020, 10:26 AM
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CPA checking in. Went back to grad school to study finance and strategy because accounting is incredibly mind numbing.
post 1620787551 10-29-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
like forensic accounting? that chit sounds pretty cool

how much easier would your job be if everything were cashless?
If you are going to cheat, you need to be smart about it. You can't continue to stuff the mattress with cash, eventually it has to hit a bank account and then the trail starts.

It's damn near impossible to live cash only without leaving a trail. Rent, utilities, etc.
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post 1620787571 10-29-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.
Here bro, this should be all you need.

post 1620787821 10-29-2020, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
CPA checking in. Went back to grad school to study finance and strategy because accounting is incredibly mind numbing.
Being able to read financial statements and understand how they integrate is still critical in finance. Valuations crew checking in
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accounting master race checking in

conducting DCF analyses while smashing GF at home crew as we speak
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post 1620788621 10-29-2020, 10:40 AM
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CPA crew checking in

pure accounting is phuking useless in terms of generating revenue. If you want to be actually useful you have to have finance experience.
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post 1620789211 10-29-2020, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Microshaft⏩
CPA crew checking in

pure accounting is phuking useless in terms of generating revenue. If you want to be actually useful you have to have finance experience.
all the data finance uses comes from accountants. if the financial data was inaccurate finance brahs would make no money
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post 1620789281 10-29-2020, 10:48 AM
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I’m a CPA.... it’s a decent career and pays well but I can’t in good faith claim master race because the hours suck ass.
Browns/Indians/Cavs/Buckeyes
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Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo⏩
Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.
Bro your whole discipline is built on lies. Get out of here with that chit.
post 1620789691 10-29-2020, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am⏩
Pure tribalism OP. STEM, Accounting, Tradies, Marketing and so on, all have their place. Without one the others suffer.
I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo⏩
Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.
economics is one of the most low IQ business degrees. serious. only management and marketing are worse
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
all the data finance uses comes from accountants. if the financial data was inaccurate finance brahs would make no money
True but here's the thing. Accounting is literally debit and credit. Anything complicated was simply invented by someone, likely to make it so accountants are "needed" and relevant. Sure you need auditors to check that companies aren't frauding, but audit in its current state is a joke.
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post 1620790121 10-29-2020, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.
Honestly, you are not alone. It does me proud to see people like you admitting their faults.

While you may not be as smart as an accountant for picking a useless degree related law enforcement, you are above the ranks who stick by their useless degree.

You will definitely get a promotion to senior janitor if you send me your resume.
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?
there are also opportunities for advancement, promoting coffee boy to purchasing manager of creamers and sugars as we speak
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?
I am accounting crew
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