I was 13 or 14. I went on a date with this girl.
This is Fall in New England so it was cold
We went to a carnival and I had to pee pretty bad.
I am looking for a bathroom and nothing.
I cant hold it much longer. I see a portable toilet and make my way to it but the pee just lets go.
Piss is all down my leg and my jeans are soaked.
I am thinking of what to do when I am in the toilet. I take off my sweatshirt and wrap it around my waist and put the arms in the back and play it cool
She asks if I was cold, I said no.
She asks if she could have my sweatshirt since I am not wearing it and it is just around my waist.
I know I cant give it to her because she will see the pee
I said "umm no... you should have been prepared and dressed for the elements"
Spend the rest of the night not talking, waiting for her mother to pick us up (no common cell phones)
I sit in the back seat of her mothers Expedition, slick leather seats, Sliding around on my piss on the leather
Never talk again. because" I would not give her my sweatshirt"

Don’t worry man

When I was 21 I hooked up with a girl and peed the bed

She got up and ran away

We met years later - she was serving at a bar dt Toronto and she sees me in front of my colleagues and is like hey remember that time you peed on me

True story srs

Don’t sweat it

Dats not Gucci

lol guess it was that cold weather that kept them from smelling you