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post 1621099221 11-01-2020, 06:01 PM
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MISC what opener for this POF ho

She has no kids which is a hard find on this single mom cesspool. Pretty close to me too. I've sent out a few messages to no avail. No big loss, but I changed up my profile with more pics so if it fails here, I'll just quit the stupid thing. I mean this just doesn't make any sense. I searched POF in my email and in 2012 I had lots of responses. I had 1 bimbo sticking her ass out try to give me her snapchat, and another one wanted my email. WTF?
anyway, misc standards aside this is her
reps for serious messages. it's the holiday season and I'm not going empty handed another fukin year




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"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621099331 11-01-2020, 06:02 PM
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I’d eat the farts out your ass
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1621099341 11-01-2020, 06:02 PM
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jfl
See user title srs
post 1621099461 11-01-2020, 06:04 PM
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Tell her she looks scared of her own 5head in the second pic but it's okay because you'll still **** her
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post 1621099471 11-01-2020, 06:04 PM
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Since it's reps for srs messages, I would tell her that you are a property developer and have significant interest in building a parking garage on her forehead
post 1621099521 11-01-2020, 06:04 PM
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Crazy. 2020, where you have to put in a lot of work to score attention from a 3/10.

She's probably expecting Zac Efron to hit her up.
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There are glowies on the misc now. Don't fall for the bait.
post 1621099861 11-01-2020, 06:08 PM
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Another one but not too thrilled about



Originally Posted By 20Mavs11⏩
Crazy. 2020, where you have to put in a lot of work to score attention from a 3/10.

She's probably expecting Zac Efron to hit her up.
just a simple message. do you think she listens to boards of canada, too?
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621100031 11-01-2020, 06:11 PM
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Trump 2020
post 1621100221 11-01-2020, 06:13 PM
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Ok srs response this time

Pls be trolling that's groce
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post 1621100351 11-01-2020, 06:15 PM
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I always opened with
Hey Darlin
And rolled from there. Got a response most times then worked towards meeting up ASAP.
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post 1621100971 11-01-2020, 06:20 PM
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Why don't most women looksmaxxxxx anymore? Women used to be petite and slim. Now they're all fat and ugly, even if they go to the gym regularly. Put the cookie down and get nose job ffs!
Still Cuckin On Four Fours, Wrapped In Four Voes
post 1621101231 11-01-2020, 06:23 PM
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Ask them for noodles then share with the Misc
post 1621102731 11-01-2020, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Why don't most women looksmaxxxxx anymore? Women used to be petite and slim. Now they're all fat and ugly, even if they go to the gym regularly. Put the cookie down and get nose job ffs!
I don't like "petite"
Originally Posted By Sterilite⏩
that indian one doesnt look Caucasian
I see the resemblance
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621102781 11-01-2020, 06:39 PM
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post 1621102911 11-01-2020, 06:40 PM
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Bro just send an eggplant emoji, some water droplets emoji and a smiley face emoji.
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post 1621103021 11-01-2020, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
Better than the first at least, this one looks like she has better body-type genes. She's gonna be heavier in person tho. Do you still look like your avi? Just offer to take them to an all you can eat buffet.
pretty much...and lol no
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621103061 11-01-2020, 06:44 PM
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Would rather stay single until next year than bang either of those, srs. Don’t do it OP, you’ll regret it the second you bust.
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post 1621103101 11-01-2020, 06:44 PM
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👵👋jfl,thought miscers never go below 5,6/10
Looks like not the case
post 1621103471 11-01-2020, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Would rather stay single until next year than bang either of those, srs. Don’t do it OP, you’ll regret it the second you bust.
doubtful...the 25 year old more likely because she's 25, but I wouldn't blow her off.
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621103711 11-01-2020, 06:50 PM
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"I eat ass on the second date"
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post 1621105611 11-01-2020, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
"I eat ass on the second date"
I bet you do
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621105651 11-01-2020, 07:18 PM
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I could not motivate myself to spend effort flirting with either sober.
post 1621105801 11-01-2020, 07:21 PM
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Hey, looks like our interests align well, wanna grab a drink sometime soon?

or

Do you know the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?
post 1621106021 11-01-2020, 07:23 PM
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That second chick who's "been burned too many times" is a red flag. That means she's been pumped and dumped a few times by Chad and Brad.
post 1621106341 11-01-2020, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
That second chick who's "been burned too many times" is a red flag. That means she's been pumped and dumped a few times by Chad and Brad.
yup, and then whatever the hell she's trying to say in her intro i didn't grab
conversation starters

love it when I tell them I'm "bi" on the first date, but I like to let them figure out the "polar" part later on. After all, a girl has to stay mysterious somehow.
she sounds stupid
Originally Posted By StyleGent⏩
Hey, looks like our interests align well, wanna grab a drink sometime soon?

or

Do you know the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?
lol
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621107271 11-01-2020, 07:39 PM
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when was the last time you had consensual sex that you didnt pay for, op? srs.


dont get mad at me if you're still a virgin. it's not my fault.
post 1621107681 11-01-2020, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
when was the last time you had consensual sex that you didnt pay for, op? srs.


dont get mad at me if you're still a virgin. it's not my fault.
yea what's it like?
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"Slide down your throat?? We chew them, savor them, suck up the little juice left behind in the shell then swallow them. Only amateurs try to swallow them whole."
-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
post 1621108081 11-01-2020, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
yea what's it like?
bags of hand in your case brah
post 1621108561 11-01-2020, 07:54 PM
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Tell her you love big black cocks OP. I'm sure that will set you apart from the rest of the crowd.
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1621108601 11-01-2020, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
bags of hand in your case brah
sounds cannibalistic.
Originally Posted By Liberal3lite⏩
Tell her you love big black cocks OP. I'm sure that will set you apart from the rest of the crowd.
only because you're not in the area, homo. I heard you've got a river from Africa flowing into your backyard. Let them all in! the dems said
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-Kingfabian: BBC loads: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181634953&p=1666337753&viewfull=1#post1666337753
"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
as seen here: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180019913&p=1636230303&viewfull=1#post1636230303
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