Meaning an attack is highly likely.

brb, ****ting myself in my home country knowing a foreigner could kill me due to my skin colour and being banned form carrying anything to defend myself

The west needs to bring in such punishments, that would deter anyone from acting this way, lifelong waterboarding whilst having 1/2 inch cut off limbs every 2 months would do it for me.

stop with the hate speech

Don't be alarmed, it's just part and parcel.

You got a loicence for this thread m8?

Imagine not being allowed to own a weapon to defend yourself LMAO

wear a bomb-proof vest pussy

You're kidding me right? I had police called to my house(and I own a detached house) because a neighbour saw me holding a large knife with blood on me. I was butchering a rainbow trout outside for the grill.

If you're white, and show in any way your armed - right wing nut job about to slaughter 100s...

My gf and I had firefighters called on us in Wales (Neath) when we were making sexy time and had candles lit in the room. They thought our house was burning down.

Mind your own fukking business.

I thought firefighters in Wales strictly fought dragons

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuchold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

So, a typical Tuesday?

UK is locked down due to the Wuhan Wheezer, surely people will respect that.