Got Old, fat, bald, still short...give me your tips

I am drunk, I says that. I am ready to get back into it. Was slapping cheeks with the old lady, was getting very tired and realized that I am ready to revitalize life into myself. I am the definition of everything the Misc. would laugh at. I became that. Truth is that everything is good. Honestly, everything is good. I just want to feel healthy again.

I am ready to start a program and follow it. Do we still do that here? Well I am ready to get going.

I want to get back into lifting. I will be honest, my left shoulder is a bit touchy. I broke that chit a few years ago when I was still actually lifting and have been scared to do anything since. It feels fine now though.
I pulled something and am afraid to really go back to that sore shoulder feeling?

Anyways. I am here for a reason. Yes I am drunk but I am house and I am dreamer bulk and I am ready.

I will go back to the gym.

Fuc man, honestly I felt the gym was a second home for so long and now...I feel kinda scared heading back.

Dead Diary

Also I am drunk. I said that