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post 1621710631 11-06-2020, 09:22 AM
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ITT: the TRADIE anthem - logoutbrah GTFIH srs




lyrics:

I run a jenny on the back of my truck
and I take my chances and I trust my luck
well I may work tomorrow but I can't be sure
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I push a shovel on a building site
and I'm already working when it breaks daylight
if I don't keep moving I'll freeze for sure
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I swing a hammer on a rooftop high
I'll be swinging my hammer on the day I die
I can raise your rafters, I can lay your floors
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I went to school till I had my fill
I was born in the shadow of a textile mill
followed my father to the factory floor
I'm just a common example of the working poor



Stay safe my tradie friends.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1621711601 11-06-2020, 09:29 AM
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You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


lol @ tradies srs
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Originally Posted By LogOutBrah
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Came in expecting Smoko
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Originally Posted By Youwotmatey
jesus
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1621714281 11-06-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Youwotmatey
lol @ tradies srs
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This is the true tradie anthem



lyrics

I'm a hard workin' man
I wear a steel hard hat
I can ride, rope, hammer and paint
Do things with my hands that most men can't
I can't get ahead no matter how hard I try
I'm gettin' really good at barely gettin' by
Got everything I own
By the sweat of my brow
From my four-wheel drive to my cowboy boots
I owe it all to my blue collar roots
I feel like I'm workin' overtime on a runaway train
I've got to bust loose from this ball and chain
I'm a hard, hard workin man
I got it all on the line
For a peace of the promised land
I'm burnin' my candle at both ends
'Bout the only way to keep the fire goin'
Is to outrun the wind
Come Friday night
I like to party hard
I carry on with the Cadillac cuties
Spend my whole week's pay on some weekend beauty
Come Monday mornin' I'm the first to arrive
I ain't nothin' but business from nine till five
I'm a hard, hard workin man
I got it all on the line
For a peace of the promised land
I'm burnin' my candle at both ends
'Bout the only way to keep the fire goin'
Is to outrun the wind
I can't wait to get up in the mornin'
And do it all over again
Well I'm a hard livin', hard workin' man
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post 1621716401 11-06-2020, 10:12 AM
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Good suggestions, but ultimately wrong.

THIS, is the ultimate TRADIE anthem (srs)

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin,' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

[Chorus]
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs

[Verse 2]
See the little ****g0t with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little ****g0t got his own jet airplane
That little ****g0t, he's a millionaire

[Chorus]
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs
Hoover mover
Uh

[Chorus]
Gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
He's gotta move these refrigerators
Got to move these color TVs
Looky here, look out

[Verse 3]
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man, we could have some
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
He's bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free

[Chorus]
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs

[Verse 4]
Listen here
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way you do it
Money for nothin', and your chicks for free

[Bridge]
Money for nothin', chicks for free
(Get your) Money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Ow, Money for nothin', yeah
And the chicks for free
What's that?
Get your money for nothin', chicks for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Bozos
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
(Get your) Money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Ah, money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy, chicks for free (I want my MTV)
Easy, easy money for nothin' (I want my, I want my)
Chicks for free (I want my MTV)
That ain't workin'

[Outro]
Money for nothin', chicks for free
Money for nothin', chicks for free
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
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Lyrics
Spoiler!

Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
'Cause I get home at five o'clock
And I take myself out an ice cold beer
Always seem to be wonderin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
The workin' man
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I'll go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
post 1621717321 11-06-2020, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin



lyrics:

I run a jenny on the back of my truck
and I take my chances and I trust my luck
well I may work tomorrow but I can't be sure
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I push a shovel on a building site
and I'm already working when it breaks daylight
if I don't keep moving I'll freeze for sure
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I swing a hammer on a rooftop high
I'll be swinging my hammer on the day I die
I can raise your rafters, I can lay your floors
I'm just a common example of the working poor

I went to school till I had my fill
I was born in the shadow of a textile mill
followed my father to the factory floor
I'm just a common example of the working poor



Stay safe my tradie friends.

Liked him better on drew Carey show.

Still lolling at LOB gifs.
post 1621718261 11-06-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By LordBroly


Lyrics
Spoiler!

Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
'Cause I get home at five o'clock
And I take myself out an ice cold beer
Always seem to be wonderin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
The workin' man
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I'll go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am
I guess that's why they call me
They call me the workin' man
Well, they call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
They call me the workin' man
I guess that's what I am
Cottamn I love this song. Blast that schit in my car really loud.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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These poor fellas have to come home from 12 hour shifts of back breaking work just to see logoutbrah and his crew post insulting gifs and music videos. Not even misc gives them an outlet
post 1621719231 11-06-2020, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By spaggeti
These poor fellas have to come home from 12 hour shifts of back breaking work just to see logoutbrah and his crew post insulting gifs and music videos. Not even misc gives them an outlet
No mercy for tradies
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
post 1621720041 11-06-2020, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By spaggeti
These poor fellas have to come home from 12 hour shifts of back breaking work just to see logoutbrah and his crew post insulting gifs and music videos. Not even misc gives them an outlet
Only outlet left is to beat their wives
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Cottamn I love this song. Blast that schit in my car really loud.
Recently discovered it myself. First time I heard the opening riff I was blown away. Great song. I need to dive into Rush's work.
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Originally Posted By Shysty021
Only outlet left is to beat their wives
You mean the men's houses they are being paid to build or fix, their wives right? Plus all those 7/11 sloots, love my life.
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Even more important is theFAILED TRADIE ANTHEM:






I wasn't born for diggin' deep holes
I'm not made for pavin' long roads
I ain't cut out to climb high line poles
But I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer

I'm not the type to work in a bank
I'm no good at slappin' on paint
Don't have a knack for makin' motors crank, no
But I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer

So hand me one more
That's what I'm here for
I'm built for having a ball
I love the nightlife
I love my Bud Light
I like 'em cold and tall
I ain't much for mowin' thick grass
I'm too slow for workin' too fast
I don't do windows so honey don't ask
But I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer

A go getter well maybe I'm not
I'm not known for doin' a lot
But I do my best work when the weather's hot
I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer

So hand me one more
That's what I'm here for
I'm built for having a ball
I love the nightlife
I love my Bud Light
I like 'em cold and tall
I wasn't born for diggin' deep holes
I'm not made for pavin' long roads
I ain't cut out to climb high line poles
But I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer
I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer

O' hand me one more boys,
That's what I'm here for
Horny.
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But who was




I got a hundred dollars smokin' in my billfold
I know I ought to save it, but it's burnin' a hole
Right through my pocket and into my skin
Come Monday morning I'll be broke again
It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm out of control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll
I got a little sugar baby down the road
She's sittin' on a radio and rockin' on roll
We'll dance up a storm, and later, all night
We'll be workin' on doin' all the wrong things right
It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm out of control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll
Monday, I'll be hurtin' with my head in a vice
Tuesday, I'll be wonderin' if I'll ever survive
Wednesday and Thursday, I'll be slowly tunin' in
Friday, I'll be revin' up my motor again
It's finally Friday
I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
I'm out of control
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll
It's finally Friday
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday
Forget the workin' blues
And let the good times roll
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Originally Posted By SultanofBling
No mercy for tradies
Originally Posted By Shysty021
Only outlet left is to beat their wives
Absolute haram
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Does this thread make anyone want to work extra hard at their super easy 9-5 that pays any where from 3-10x what a tradie makes?
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Originally Posted By MTCC
Does this thread make anyone want to work extra hard at their super easy 9-5 that pays any where from 3-10x what a tradie makes?
I worked blue collar jobs for years to put myself through school. I now, no joke, make 20x what I used to make. I make as much in a couple of hours as I did working a full 40 hour week in a factory. It's just absolutely preposterous. I actually feel guilty. I'm thinking of starting some kind of philantrophic endeavour in the future. Like a tradie fund. srs.

It's tough work but someone's gotta do it, so I have all the respect in the world for tradesmen.

Having said that, I find all the tradie jokes on here amusing. Sometimes redundant, but mostly amusing.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Originally Posted By spaggeti
These poor fellas have to come home from 12 hour shifts of back breaking work just to see logoutbrah and his crew post insulting gifs and music videos. Not even misc gives them an outlet
I'll cope knowing he's a fat ugly troll and I side hustled more in the last24 hours than he did all month. Oof
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I worked blue collar jobs for years to put myself through school. I now, no joke, make 20x what I used to make. I make as much in a couple of hours as I did working a full 40 hour week in a factory. It's just absolutely preposterous. I actually feel guilty. I'm thinking of starting some kind of philantrophic endeavour in the future. Like a tradie fund. srs.

It's tough work but someone's gotta do it, so I have all the respect in the world for tradesmen.

Having said that, I find all the tradie jokes on here amusing. Sometimes redundant, but mostly amusing.
Same here. I worked tradie jobs while I was in college but still enjoy the jokes. Same with manlet stuff and HTC vs LTC. I don't dislike any of these groups I don't belong to but its just fun to fuk around with locker room humor
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Originally Posted By TBO1313
Same here. I worked tradie jobs while I was in college but still enjoy the jokes. Same with manlet stuff and HTC vs LTC. I don't dislike any of these groups I don't belong to but its just fun to fuk around with locker room humor
Same thing here brah. Gotta take her easy in life.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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nothing beats a hard days work, coming home to an ice cold beer. feels similar to a good workout sesh. heaps of endorphins
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For the new school country


Blue collar boys - luke combs

I like the song a lot actually
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