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post 1622545631 11-13-2020, 04:37 PM
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Big/small penis articles from Thought Catalog

Why the hell would I even look all this up??


https://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-w...small-penises/

“I make fun of them. Who doesn’t? Small penises are hilarious! They’re a punchline all their own: Just say ‘small penis’ in front of a group of women, and they’ll all burst out laughing, because they’ve all known that one guy with a dick the size of a finger.”


“I’ve been with I think three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we’re talking Tom Thumb if you know what I’m saying. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross.

Making fun of a man’s small penis is the easiest way in the world to destroy a man forever, and what girl doesn’t love doing that?”


https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-j...yve-ever-seen/

Sex felt like putting a tampon in

Sorry people, but size DOES matter. I felt like I was screwing a 12-year-old.”


About the size of a tube of Chapstick.

We were drunk and he fell asleep during the blowjob.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/eko-hayde...-a-micropenis/


https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-j...a-small-penis/


https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-n...y-small-penis/

Dude had a literal cone shaped penis. Too big at the base and too small at the tip


Had sex with a big dick guy, it was simultaneously the most boring and painful sex of my life. He wasn’t a big dude, so the blood it took to power this thing left him dizzy. He pretty much just laid there while I tried to figure out how to fit this terrifying doom cannon into my body. I gave up after about 10 minutes, then he cried.

On the flipside, I’ve also slept with a man with a under average penis. His member was perfect g-spot rubbing size especially in cowgirl position and I remember squirting for the first time with him.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-w...-just-too-big/

https://thoughtcatalog.com/christine...k-size-matter/

A super small/soft dick isn’t going to do anything but a huge dick hurts, usually, so like, it just needs to be normal sized/hard/he’s into it.

Erect, he’s probably about the length of my middle finger and the width of a baby carrot

https://thoughtcatalog.com/juliet-la...ver-went-near/

smelt SO gross like his whole dick reeked of like old cheese

“I don’t know what was wrong with him, but holy crap his semen stank. Legitimately smelled like rot and sent me gagging and retching.
post 1622545871 11-13-2020, 04:40 PM
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Thot Catalog
It is the current year.
post 1622546251 11-13-2020, 04:43 PM
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Inb4 proudmanlet
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post 1622546481 11-13-2020, 04:44 PM
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that’s a lieI didn’t cry
post 1622547051 11-13-2020, 04:50 PM
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So we giving sloots a personal experience platform?

Look up lipstickalley.com while you at it boyo
post 1622547241 11-13-2020, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
that’s a lieI didn’t cry
Hey
We’re all gonna make it brah
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1622547481 11-13-2020, 04:54 PM
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Some can't handle it, but the ones that can, absolutely love it.
post 1622547741 11-13-2020, 04:56 PM
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post 1622547871 11-13-2020, 04:58 PM
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Alright wtf im packing 5 inches and regular girth and i feel like my cawk is pretty small but what these sloots are describing seems like genetic anomaly's with this baby carrot width thing going on
post 1622547961 11-13-2020, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
that’s a lieI didn’t cry
Perspiration was all it was. We here for you.
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Oh by the wy...Size f*ckng matters, in everything. Don't believe the hype. Size f*ckin maters. Size DOESN'T matter to peope who dont have any size, that's why they'r like "oh size doesn't mater". SIZE, GIRTH, THICKNESS, EVERYTHING. Its a game of inches in life..add up all those inche, Victory muthaf*cker!-Gre Pitt
post 1622547981 11-13-2020, 04:59 PM
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How does Proudmanlet know about every single dick thread within 10 minutes every time. Does he get an alert if a penis thread is posted? jesus
post 1622548131 11-13-2020, 05:00 PM
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seems like more misc cawk threads than usual lately
post 1622548641 11-13-2020, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By boofquarf⏩
How does Proudmanlet know about every single dick thread within 10 minutes every time. Does he get an alert if a penis thread is posted? jesus
post 1622548981 11-13-2020, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By boofquarf⏩
How does Proudmanlet know about every single dick thread within 10 minutes every time. Does he get an alert if a penis thread is posted? jesus
I’ve honestly been surprised by the lack of penor/height threads personally. Used to be a Misc staple.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1622551791 11-13-2020, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
seems like more misc cawk threads than usual lately
It's all the porn dudes watch. Everything is humiliation and cukoldry
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