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Thread: What do you open with on Tinder?

post 1622829781 11-16-2020, 06:55 PM
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What do you open with on Tinder?

I caved and re-downloaded the app out of boredom. Don’t honestly expect to match and meet with anyone. I’ve had a handful of matches so far but they’ve been uggos or the good looking ones don’t even respond. What’s usually a go to opener to get a convo started?
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post 1622829901 11-16-2020, 06:56 PM
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post 1622829991 11-16-2020, 06:57 PM
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How many tickles does it take to make a n Octopus laugh?
post 1622830081 11-16-2020, 06:58 PM
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post 1622830171 11-16-2020, 06:58 PM
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Are you trying to fu ck?
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post 1622830241 11-16-2020, 07:00 PM
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post 1622830381 11-16-2020, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
How many tickles does it take to make a n Octopus laugh?
how many
post 1622830631 11-16-2020, 07:05 PM
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non-srs answer:

nice shoes lets fuk


srs answer:

my strategy for the past year is

First step: Give her a bull**** compliment in misc lingo (you have aesthetic eyebrows / admirable hip to shoulder ratio / big biceps etc.)

Second step: If she reacts (often lulzy), i just say im bored lets facetime

Third step: She will prolly say "I got no time atm, lets do it later". Then i just try to set up my frame for the facetime, making sexualized jokes or saying bs stuff like "can u tell me why both of us look so aesthetically pleasing", create some "we" type of feeling etc.


When it comes to facetiming i just keep some goofy zyzz type of frame, making sexualized jokes while mirin myself in my front cam. Mostly wearing a tank top in which my upper chest and neck look juicy. From there on it depends on the girl. If her reaction is playful, she is prolly down to fuark. Then i do whatever my balls tell me. Ask her whether she can show me some of her maginificient azz or teddys. Or straight up ask her when she got some time to come over. But you truely have to feel like clapping her cheeks from the bottom of your nutsack tbh, otherwise you just seem like an awkward ******* who tries too hard and doenst have the balls to follow through.


Btw. you should always facetime first. Eliminates cat fishers and make-up maxxed garbage sloots. Also, never try too hard to push things into a certain direction. Just listen to your balls. If she makes your dink hard just communicate it to her. Many men fail by not sexualizing early enough tbh, so that she loses interest.
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post 1622830821 11-16-2020, 07:07 PM
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Online dating is a massive waste of time if you're reaching out to women. Its 2020, if women are interested in you they'll let you know about it. Don't be a simp like everyone else trying to play the funny guy. If you must message get right to the point and make plans so they can ultimately flake on you. However 99.88% of girls there are just there for the ego boost they get from the simps blowing up their inbox. The only recipe for success is to make plans with the ones that reach out to you first!
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post 1622830861 11-16-2020, 07:08 PM
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Tinder still alive? Thought it died awhile back. The golden times were 2014-2016. Got some good lays while it lasted



Women have higher standards now and branched off to Chads
post 1622830891 11-16-2020, 07:08 PM
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Let's skip all the games and fukk
post 1622830971 11-16-2020, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Let's skip all the games and fukk
That actually worked for you? Sucks that didnt work at all for me. It actually backfired. I tried it with a fake chad account and it worked for him
post 1622831061 11-16-2020, 07:10 PM
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I’ll rape you if I get the chance
post 1622831301 11-16-2020, 07:14 PM
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sup hoe
post 1622831441 11-16-2020, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By NLNFunKti0nz⏩
That actually worked for you? Sucks that didnt work at all for me. It actually backfired. I tried it with a fake chad account and it worked for him
I used T529 pics and it worked every time
post 1622832031 11-16-2020, 07:23 PM
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online dating is an absolute JOKE nowadays. never knew they could be so fukin egotistical on there up to this point. no personality and stuck up to the moon
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post 1622832081 11-16-2020, 07:24 PM
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Just open up with a friendly “hi”

When she respawns with hey, hit her back with a “hello”

You generally want to give 1 word responses, sloots love that enigmatic chit
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post 1622832111 11-16-2020, 07:24 PM
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post 1622832751 11-16-2020, 07:32 PM
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post 1622832871 11-16-2020, 07:33 PM
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post 1622833421 11-16-2020, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
how many
Ten tickles
post 1622833561 11-16-2020, 07:41 PM
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find something subtle that they probably like about themselves and make a playful positive comment about it

like I'd open you with "nice hair. how bad is your shampoo bill" or something. don't kiss ass but don't be a BK either
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post 1622835371 11-16-2020, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By OLawdQuan⏩
Just open up with a friendly “hi”

When she respawns with hey, hit her back with a “hello”

You generally want to give 1 word responses, sloots love that enigmatic chit
I just get unmatched if I do that
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post 1622843711 11-16-2020, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Theynashe⏩
what did you open with when you hollered at ruby?
She messaged me first I think, she made some thread about how she bout all this meat and drink for a house party but she was FA and nobody came and she got so drunk she couldn’t remember which toothbrush was hers. Still still a lil fluffy when I first met her
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