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post 1623107841 11-19-2020, 01:23 PM
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Krakow gym rebrands as a church to avoid being cucked by the coof

Polish Gym Turns Itself into a Church to Get Around New Coronavirus Restrictions
In [a] ******** post, Atlantic Sports' manager, Marta Jamróz wrote: "Dear customers, we know you've been waiting for our decision...we were waiting for the regulation and we were hoping that despite yesterday's press conference of the prime minister, someone would be wise and change their decision... unfortunately we didn't make it.

"So we have to act ourselves. Since the gym cannot function – in our place from today we are opening an Atlantic Store with workout equipment...we invite everyone who wants to test our machines for consideration.

"Since fitness classes cannot function, religious congregation of members of the pn union are starting today at our club, 'Church of the Healthy Body'. Hard to believe? Everything is possible in this world. Enlightened Olek and Czcigodna Gosia invite you to special religious events today."
https://www.menshealth.com/uk/fitnes...-fitness-club/

Amen.

Only pics of Marta I could find:



LooksMaximus, you training here brah?
post 1623108681 11-19-2020, 01:30 PM
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post 1623108951 11-19-2020, 01:33 PM
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post 1623109001 11-19-2020, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
A temple of iron, amirite brahs.
Poland at least allows churches to stay open, thus inviting this loophole.

Global homo nations meanwhile only allow visitors in churches during the pandemic if they are trying to burn it down in the name of Islam.
post 1623109181 11-19-2020, 01:36 PM
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the church of iron, i like it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity

also look this up

claim you are a part of a sect called Muscular Christianity and it is your god given right and duty to pursue swoleness
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post 1623110411 11-19-2020, 01:50 PM
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I remember my buddy told me a few years ago some weed shop did this to get around the local city restrictions on dispensaries. They became a Rastafarian church that takes "donations" and gives its members free weed lol.

Stupid laws mean you gotta get creative, mirin her initiative.
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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
post 1623110721 11-19-2020, 01:54 PM
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Used to train there 7+ years ago. Very small weight room at the time with an emphasis on squash and fitness classes. Maybe they've upgraded since then.
post 1623134621 11-19-2020, 06:31 PM
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Mirin' mob-like move:

https://www.postandcourier.com/news/...115f36d1e.html
the big teds thread broke my scroll
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Poland the GOAT country
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