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Small penises = higher salary
11-20-2020, 06:12 AM
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Small penises = higher salary
source:https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/heres-...is-size-study/
This brings new meaning to job compensation.
Size does matter when it comes to salary — but not in the way you might think.A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies.
To determine whether penis proportions correspond to paycheck size, the e-commerce site recruited 997 men to answer questions about work, salary and the dimensions of their manhood, the Sun reported. What better way to celebrate International Men’s Day, right?
The saucy study found that men with units measuring 7 and 8 inches earned an average of about $35,700 and $50,300 per year.
Meanwhile, men packing 3-inch penises — the threshold for a micropenis — made an annual income of about $76,780 on average. Not only that, but males with 4-inch penises were far more likely to get promoted, per the survey.
However, the well-endowed shouldn’t fret too much, as a July study by dating site Big One found that 8 inches was the optimal size for making a woman climax. So at least there’s that.
Coincidentally, OnlyBuy found that those working in the arts had the highest number of 8-inch penises, while bankers boasted the most micropenises on average.
Perhaps this is what Martin Sheen meant about not measuring “a man’s success by the size of his wallet.”
This brings new meaning to job compensation.
Size does matter when it comes to salary — but not in the way you might think.A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies.
To determine whether penis proportions correspond to paycheck size, the e-commerce site recruited 997 men to answer questions about work, salary and the dimensions of their manhood, the Sun reported. What better way to celebrate International Men’s Day, right?
The saucy study found that men with units measuring 7 and 8 inches earned an average of about $35,700 and $50,300 per year.
Meanwhile, men packing 3-inch penises — the threshold for a micropenis — made an annual income of about $76,780 on average. Not only that, but males with 4-inch penises were far more likely to get promoted, per the survey.
However, the well-endowed shouldn’t fret too much, as a July study by dating site Big One found that 8 inches was the optimal size for making a woman climax. So at least there’s that.
Coincidentally, OnlyBuy found that those working in the arts had the highest number of 8-inch penises, while bankers boasted the most micropenises on average.
Perhaps this is what Martin Sheen meant about not measuring “a man’s success by the size of his wallet.”
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What's average size for CEO 10k/day?
11-20-2020, 06:18 AM
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8 inches optimal size?
Glad I’m bigger
Proudmanlet can confirm
Glad I’m bigger
Proudmanlet can confirm
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11-20-2020, 06:18 AM
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The misc has really small wieners according to all the "how much do you make?" threads
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Freud, dat you?997 men?Such anenormoussamplesize.
11-20-2020, 06:37 AM
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Us big dick guys are too busy banging
How dare you!
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11-20-2020, 06:42 AM
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Lmao. Those BBC's skewed this study quite heavily me thinks.
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makes sense as to why I'm dum fuk broke
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You gotta ask yourself how many people lie about these things.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Makes sense that small dink brahs would lie, but why would they lie about salary and not dink size. Poorcels might lie about salary, but not necessarily about dink size. I don't think just lying can account for the negative correlation here.You gotta ask yourself how many people lie about these things.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
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Story checks out.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Uh huh. Go take the average iq of an NBA player with an 8 inch dong that could rep 225 when they were 15 and compare it to your typical 5'5" Asians iq at MITYou gotta ask yourself how many people lie about these things.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
Unlike in the movies, the Chad always gets the high salary, the attractive woman, and the big peen, they're usually more intelligent as well. Good genetics are good genetics, these sites need to stop coping.
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makes total sense
those with small members try and compensate in every way possible, a high paying career is one of them
once they realised they're not gonna get a girl based on their biological predispositions they quickly learned they had to maxx other areas of their life.
those with small members try and compensate in every way possible, a high paying career is one of them
once they realised they're not gonna get a girl based on their biological predispositions they quickly learned they had to maxx other areas of their life.
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Its no surprise. Theyre trying to compensate for it. If you had a big dik and satisifed women, you can still get girls even being a rotter
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Probably just manlets overstating their income and thus rendering the study useless.
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gotta compensate somehow nom sayin
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seems about right
but lmfao @ that being an article
the 8 inch being optimal study is very unsettling though..
but not really..
how many women have really had that big?
seems about right
but lmfao @ that being an article
the 8 inch being optimal study is very unsettling though..
but not really..
how many women have really had that big?
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i mean yeah this is obvious, if you have a small cock you're going to have to work for pussy
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sure it might be a trend, but it doesn't mean that small pp = higher income. there's nothing a small pp can do to help you increase your income. there's nothing a big pp can do to help you increase or decrease your income. they're completely unrelated and this statement is useless. another case of the cliche correlation does not imply causation...
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High test in womb = big dink, lowered inhibition and lack of critical thinking before making impulsive action (crime record, injury, indifferent to education)
Low test in womb = small dink, more measured and careful in all aspects of life, recognize path to success and become educated for higher paying job)
Low test in womb = small dink, more measured and careful in all aspects of life, recognize path to success and become educated for higher paying job)
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