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post 1623200971 11-20-2020, 12:31 PM
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what you write as an opener in dating apps? (srs only)

downloaded okcupid 2 weeks ago, got for now 4 cute matches but have no idea how to start the convo.
never went on a date via dating apps (and i had tinder for like 3 years)


what is your strategy overall?
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post 1623201071 11-20-2020, 12:32 PM
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

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post 1623201151 11-20-2020, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩
downloaded okcupid 2 weeks ago, got for now 4 cute matches but have no idea how to start the convo.
never went on a date via dating apps (and i had tinder for like 3 years)


what is your strategy overall?
Ussually find someone to comment on .like her out fit or something

But problem with online dating is that there is a lot of ghosting going on , so you can expect that lol
post 1623201161 11-20-2020, 12:33 PM
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Something very direct, borderline rude, nothing cutesy.
post 1623201281 11-20-2020, 12:34 PM
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Don't come off as needy, but also don't come off as though you're trying to come off as non-needy. But also don't come off as though you're trying not to come off as non needy, and so on.
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post 1623201361 11-20-2020, 12:35 PM
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Something clever.
post 1623201751 11-20-2020, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Supaduck0⏩
Don't come off as needy, but also don't come off as though you're trying to come off as non-needy. But also don't come off as though you're trying not to come off as non needy, and so on.
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post 1623202041 11-20-2020, 12:41 PM
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post 1623202091 11-20-2020, 12:41 PM
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i would start like this

can i be direct with you? then allow for response. Then say - I think your a great combo of sexy and cute, we should meet up - whats your number.

Sometimes simple is the best way - and again i don't use those apps so i might be way off
post 1623202121 11-20-2020, 12:42 PM
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Let's skip all the games and just fuk.

Or something along those lines.
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post 1623202131 11-20-2020, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By iamdetermined⏩
Really it's as easy as riding a bicycle
with no seat
post 1623202211 11-20-2020, 12:43 PM
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send a waving hand emoji like most women do lmao
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post 1623202471 11-20-2020, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
send a waving hand emoji like most women do lmao
Lol, women really have no game.
post 1623202961 11-20-2020, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
send a waving hand emoji like most women do lmao
Lol so much this

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post 1623203171 11-20-2020, 12:52 PM
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What’s her bio?
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post 1623203951 11-20-2020, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Lol, women really have no game.
yep but women doesnt need game
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post 1623204351 11-20-2020, 01:03 PM
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"Hey girl, let's skip the games and fuk. What's your number?"

Then I impregnate another 3/10 19 year old.
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If you legit want to date....something that makes me feel gay writing.


If you are looking to waste some time and maybe bump uglies....i'd give zero fukks and type like I was miscing.
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Tell her that you only talk to women that swallow....


























...their pride and are willing to try new things...like impromptu missionary....





















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Originally Posted By TallTigerTwo⏩
Tell her that you only talk to women that swallow....


























...their pride and are willing to try new things...like impromptu missionary....





















....trips overseas to help impoverished children.
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