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11-21-2020, 06:43 AM
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I just pushed out a legit footlong!!!
I was on the toilet. I needed to poo but I wasn’t dying to you know wha I’m saying. I take a look down at my creation after I’m done and BAM. 12 inches staring at me. I feel proud. Now I know what it feels like to have a baby.
What’s your longest log misc?
What’s your longest log misc?
11-21-2020, 06:44 AM
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11-21-2020, 06:47 AM
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Had a SOLID 9 incher the other day that was thicker than a can of white monster. Wasn't an easy chit either. Had to push with everything in me. Was a tiny bit of blood on it afterward. Was fighting hard, forehead vein popping out and everything.
I'm back, bitches!
11-21-2020, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Thank you for your service.Had a SOLID 9 incher the other day that was thicker than a can of white monster. Wasn't an easy chit either. Had to push with everything in me. Was a tiny bit of blood on it afterward. Was fighting hard, forehead vein popping out and everything.
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11-21-2020, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Mine came out smooth like butter. So it was to my surprise that such a monster came out. Granted it wasn’t very thick. I just flushed it. Feels bad manHad a SOLID 9 incher the other day that was thicker than a can of white monster. Wasn't an easy chit either. Had to push with everything in me. Was a tiny bit of blood on it afterward. Was fighting hard, forehead vein popping out and everything.
11-21-2020, 06:53 AM
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bro ive had a few >12 inchers before and it was amazing, like legit "holy ****" moments when i saw em
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11-21-2020, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By homers54321⏩
I think we should start ****ting in special tanks so that we can choose to save our proudest chits ded srs.Mine came out smooth like butter. So it was to my surprise that such a monster came out. Granted it wasn’t very thick. I just flushed it. Feels bad man
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11-21-2020, 06:57 AM
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Sounds like my morning routine srs. Always release a kraken and block the bowl crew
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
11-21-2020, 07:01 AM
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