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Montenegro is the newest country on my list to move to
One of the sunniest places in Europe
Beaches
Beautiful mountains
Cheap
Nice architecture
Anyone been to Montenegro before? You americans probbaly have never heard of it. I´m looking to move south, and I´m looking into the Balkan area, right now. I love the ocean and mountains, and Montenegro has both. I´m also looking at Slovenia, croatia, bosnia and Spain.


Beaches
Beautiful mountains
Cheap
Nice architecture
Anyone been to Montenegro before? You americans probbaly have never heard of it. I´m looking to move south, and I´m looking into the Balkan area, right now. I love the ocean and mountains, and Montenegro has both. I´m also looking at Slovenia, croatia, bosnia and Spain.


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It's a cool place brah srs. Would recommend.
I love Balkan countries, so I'm biased, but you seem to be interested in the right things.
Rajc & Sinan's great-grandpas already stretched them out for you but the women are pretty fine too.

I love Balkan countries, so I'm biased, but you seem to be interested in the right things.
Rajc & Sinan's great-grandpas already stretched them out for you but the women are pretty fine too.

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I just wanna buy a small rural house in a sunny place. Surrounded by mountains and beaches. hnnnnnnnnng. Any balkan bros with any input?



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Always wanted to visit the Balkans.
I'm also interested in Croatia as an American. Beautiful beaches and Plitvice NP looks straight out of a fairytale. I found studios in Split on Airbnb for about $400. Also, they are way more likely to speak English than in Montenegro.
I'm also interested in Croatia as an American. Beautiful beaches and Plitvice NP looks straight out of a fairytale. I found studios in Split on Airbnb for about $400. Also, they are way more likely to speak English than in Montenegro.
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If I remember correctly, Montenegro has the tallest population in Europe (taller than Holland aswell). If you're a manlet, forget about it
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I just want a lowkey sunny place with mountains and a somewhat functional society. You guys have no idea what it´s like to live in cold Norway for your entire life. Appreciate the sun srs.

I´m not a manlet^^

I´m not a manlet^^
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Originally Posted By AltLife⏩
Never heard of either occuring in Europe. Thats an american and asian thing mostly. The only thing that shakes me about Montenegro is that it borders Albania and kosovo, but probably not a big deal. Don´t want a war to errupt over kosovo or something again.but what about tsunami's and hurricanes?
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Originally Posted By AltLife⏩
It's the mediterranean dude.but what about tsunami's and hurricanes?
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
I´m not really depressed, and almost all my posts are trolling, especially in that thread.That explains your depression and bat**** crazy covid ideas.
But I would prefer to live my life in a place like this.

Instead of this

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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
lol Montenegro is in NATO boyo, you would not be in any danger.Never heard of either occuring in Europe. Thats an american and asian thing mostly. The only thing that shakes me about Montenegro is that it borders Albania and kosovo, but probably not a big deal. Don´t want a war to errupt over kosovo or something again.
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American brah who briefly lived in Sweden.
You Nords can have all the money and welfare in the world, nothing changes the fact that your land is a cold, dark, depressing world. I don't blame op at all
You Nords can have all the money and welfare in the world, nothing changes the fact that your land is a cold, dark, depressing world. I don't blame op at all
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
True. Life is too short to live in a cold dark depressing place for all your life. I´ve lived here long enough. It´s beautiful in summer though.American brah who briefly lived in Sweden.
You Nords can have all the money and welfare in the world, nothing changes the fact that your land is a cold, dark, depressing world. I don't blame op at all
You Nords can have all the money and welfare in the world, nothing changes the fact that your land is a cold, dark, depressing world. I don't blame op at all
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I was in Montenegro a few years ago.
The beach towns are fun (I was in budva), aside from that though... nothing else really to do in that country.
When the tourist season is over you will be bored ****less. If you’re going to move to the Balkans I’d recommend Croatia or Tirana (capital of Albania).
Greece is cool too (idk if that’s considered the Balkans?) but I don’t like Athens.
The beach towns are fun (I was in budva), aside from that though... nothing else really to do in that country.
When the tourist season is over you will be bored ****less. If you’re going to move to the Balkans I’d recommend Croatia or Tirana (capital of Albania).
Greece is cool too (idk if that’s considered the Balkans?) but I don’t like Athens.
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Just lol @ not living in Montenegro. This country is now at the top of my list, but I´ll have to do some more research. Undervalued location, expecting it to become more attractive (and thus more expensive) in the future if the country don´t take a big negative turn.
I wanna start a small farm operation or wine yard or something lol. If you´re not making wine in a sunny rural place, literally just lay down and rot.
Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
Boring sounds good to me. Small popluation. I´m not looking for big city life or something. When you have warm climate and beautiful nature, you don´t need much more. I can understand that having a city nearby can be attractive tho. I´m not moving to Albania, even tho it looks beautiful, but the mafia etc naahh. Croatia is also on my list.I was in Montenegro a few years ago.
The beach towns are fun (I was in budva), aside from that though... nothing else really to do in that country.
When the tourist season is over you will be bored ****less. If you’re going to move to the Balkans I’d recommend Croatia or Tirana (capital of Albania).
Greece is cool too (idk if that’s considered the Balkans?) but I don’t like Athens.
The beach towns are fun (I was in budva), aside from that though... nothing else really to do in that country.
When the tourist season is over you will be bored ****less. If you’re going to move to the Balkans I’d recommend Croatia or Tirana (capital of Albania).
Greece is cool too (idk if that’s considered the Balkans?) but I don’t like Athens.
I wanna start a small farm operation or wine yard or something lol. If you´re not making wine in a sunny rural place, literally just lay down and rot.
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Meanwhile as someone born and raised in California, I’ve grown to seriously HATE how much sun shine we get. Hopefully will move to Austria in a few years.True. Life is too short to live in a cold dark depressing place for all your life. I´ve lived here long enough. It´s beautiful in summer though.
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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
Mafia is in every Balkan country btw lol. Maybe not so big in Croatia but Montenegro, Serbia, and Albania all have a serious problems with “business”...Just lol @ not living in Montenegro. This country is now at the top of my list, but I´ll have to do some more research. Undervalued location, expecting it to become more attractive (and thus more expensive) in the future if the country don´t take a big negative turn.
Boring sounds good to me. Small popluation. I´m not looking for big city life or something. When you have warm climate and beautiful nature, you don´t need much more. I can understand that having a city nearby can be attractive tho. I´m not moving to Albania, even tho it looks beautiful, but the mafia etc naahh. Croatia is also on my list.
I wanna start a small farm operation or wine yard or something lol. If you´re not making wine in a sunny rural place, literally just lay down and rot.
Boring sounds good to me. Small popluation. I´m not looking for big city life or something. When you have warm climate and beautiful nature, you don´t need much more. I can understand that having a city nearby can be attractive tho. I´m not moving to Albania, even tho it looks beautiful, but the mafia etc naahh. Croatia is also on my list.
I wanna start a small farm operation or wine yard or something lol. If you´re not making wine in a sunny rural place, literally just lay down and rot.
If you don’t want corruption and illegal business then I’d put an X over the Balkans and move to Spain.
As it stands though, despite all the illegal bull****, the Balkans in pretty low on violent crime rate. So just don’t go over there and start selling coke cola and you’ll be fine.
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
Sure, but I think nothing tops Albania. Albanian mafia are powerful in Europe. But whatever. I love Spain, have lived there, but it´s more expensive and less lowkey, much bigger country and all the problems that comes from that. And it´s more western....Mafia is in every Balkan country btw lol. Maybe not so big in Croatia but Montenegro, Serbia, and Albania all have a serious problems with “business”...
If you don’t want corruption and illegal business then I’d put an X over the Balkans and move to Spain.
As it stands though, despite all the illegal bull****, the Balkans in pretty low on violent crime rate. So just don’t go over there and start selling coke cola and you’ll be fine.
If you don’t want corruption and illegal business then I’d put an X over the Balkans and move to Spain.
As it stands though, despite all the illegal bull****, the Balkans in pretty low on violent crime rate. So just don’t go over there and start selling coke cola and you’ll be fine.
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Martina was just telling me in Montenegro I’d be the tallest guy
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Lmao just go further south in Norway to some city all you'll be set. You need social connection more than anythingYou guys have no idea what it´s like to live in cold Norway for your entire life.
Both Croatia and Montenegro is nice. If you're going to south east euro you should indeed go where there is sea. Montenegro was nice because we were on that ballin time and had nice big boat and went to islands and chit
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Been there last year (mainly in Budva). Perfect for partying. There's one thing you need to understand and keep in mind, there's a BIG difference when you are tourist and when you actually live there. It all looks nice and great on paper, but there's a whole different lifestyle from what you probably expect. Prepare to work 3 times harder to earn 10 times less than now (this goes for whole Balkan).
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Originally Posted By RakiaPower⏩
I understand. I plan to make most of my money online though. Or through personal agriculture maybe sometime. Croatia is still on top of my list I would say. But Montenegro is up there. I would like to be 1 hour drive away from a medium city though, and Montenegro only has Podgorica. hmmm, gotta think more. Looking at the area around Split now. Omis area in croatiaBeen there last year (mainly in Budva). Perfect for partying. There's one thing you need to understand and keep in mind, there's a BIG difference when you are tourist and when you actually live there. It all looks nice and great on paper, but there's a whole different lifestyle from what you probably expect. Prepare to work 3 times harder to earn 10 times less than now (this goes for whole Balkan).
Yeah, thats on top of my list right now. In the countryside somewhere outside of Split. 1 hour drive to the city, close to the sea, close to Brac and Hvar (beautiful islands).
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Haven't been to Montenegro but Croatia is very nice. The only thing that's missing where I live is the sea, and Croatia is very near by.
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Originally Posted By wave_length⏩
Yeah croatia rocks. I´ve been to Split and Hvar. It´s at the top of my list right now. Somewhere outside of Split. This covid thing is kinda putting everything on hold though.Haven't been to Montenegro but Croatia is very nice. The only thing that's missing where I live is the sea, and Croatia is very near by.
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