Thread: This is it.
11-23-2020, 12:22 PM
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This is it.
My swan song. It's over for me. I have:
Chills, diarrhea, sort of sleepy, throat is a tad sore (weird feeling), itchy (?? but y tho???), fatigued muscles (I did go hard in the gym this morning), not super hungry, got hot earlier, blurry vision. Am I gonna make it? If I don't, I would like to distribute the following to my brethren here at the misc.
Mr. Left-Hook, all my twinks.
Mr.Bourbon, 350 reps.
Roldz and Vhagar, my two piece combo (hand, then elbow to the face).
The female misc., all my glute spreads.
Small dink crew, you know who you are, I betroth at least one inch of my manhood per dink. I have enough for six and a half dinks.
Richstrong, my property in Florida.
Procta, my property in Pennsylvania.
Numberguys, my Bible.
Wincel, my other Bible.
SillieBazillie, my Trump 2020 bumper sticker.
Hands, Knux, all I got to give is my love now.
I'm getting tested tomorrow at 11:20. If you don't hear back from me, RIP to hendrixfreak70.
Chills, diarrhea, sort of sleepy, throat is a tad sore (weird feeling), itchy (?? but y tho???), fatigued muscles (I did go hard in the gym this morning), not super hungry, got hot earlier, blurry vision. Am I gonna make it? If I don't, I would like to distribute the following to my brethren here at the misc.
Mr. Left-Hook, all my twinks.
Mr.Bourbon, 350 reps.
Roldz and Vhagar, my two piece combo (hand, then elbow to the face).
The female misc., all my glute spreads.
Small dink crew, you know who you are, I betroth at least one inch of my manhood per dink. I have enough for six and a half dinks.
Richstrong, my property in Florida.
Procta, my property in Pennsylvania.
Numberguys, my Bible.
Wincel, my other Bible.
SillieBazillie, my Trump 2020 bumper sticker.
Hands, Knux, all I got to give is my love now.
I'm getting tested tomorrow at 11:20. If you don't hear back from me, RIP to hendrixfreak70.
11-23-2020, 12:23 PM
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What do I get?
11-23-2020, 12:25 PM
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In for free Bibles.
11-23-2020, 12:25 PM
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Nooooooooooo not you too!
Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
This, and you know OP has nice leather cases for his Bibles.In for free Bibles.
Train hard, train smart, have fun!
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11-23-2020, 12:26 PM
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meh i've had the same symptoms for the past 10 years . you'll be fine boyo
11-23-2020, 12:27 PM
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was gonna say get well soon and praying for you but then I read down your list....
11-23-2020, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
I will let you have one pic from my gallery. I have like two or three I think.What do I get?
Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Deal!In for free Bibles.
Originally Posted By safcpaul⏩
Thanks bby!Don't worry I wouldn't let you die hendrix
Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Lol, it's not too bad but something definitely feels off. I've felt way worse than this. I just hope it doesn't actually get worse.Nooooooooooo not you too!
This, and you know OP has nice leather cases for his Bibles.
This, and you know OP has nice leather cases for his Bibles.
11-23-2020, 12:27 PM
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What is the color & consistency of the poop?
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11-23-2020, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Cood poop through a screen without it getting stuck...What is the color & consistency of the poop?
11-23-2020, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
No thanks.The female misc., all my glute spreads.
RIP Covid Brah.
Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me die;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lie.
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11-23-2020, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Lol! If I don't die, I'll be asking for my inches back and perhaps some from you!was gonna say get well soon and praying for you but then I read down your list....
11-23-2020, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
I figured you to be the sort who'd appreciate a good peen pic. DM inbound...No thanks.
RIP Covid Brah.
RIP Covid Brah.
11-23-2020, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Have you tried eating a banana? Or plugging the back passage with it?Cood poop through a screen without it getting stuck...
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
11-23-2020, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Lol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.Have you tried eating a banana? Or plugging the back passage with it?
11-23-2020, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Eat it then jam the skin in your butt like a poop related femidomLol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
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Hala Madrid
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Lol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.
Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
OMG can we PLEASE talk about Bibles again!?!Eat it then jam the skin in your butt like a poop related femidom
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11-23-2020, 12:40 PM
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clearly he's not dead yet, send me pics of wifes nudes while yall was at the disney resort earlier this year. I know there's some
11-23-2020, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
All I have is nudes of me bby.clearly he's not dead yet, send me pics of wifes nudes while yall was at the disney resort earlier this year. I know there's some
Huehue. I seriously hope I have it. I'd rather go ahead and get it and be "done" with it. Maybe that is weird, but it's true.
11-23-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
What if God was talking about farting every time the Bible mentioned, "the Trumpet"?OMG can we PLEASE talk about Bibles again!?!
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
You’re moving to PA. Sorry brah. Buy as much alcohol as you can before you go.wait
wut
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I probably banged your mom.
Eat the whole animal like a real man.
11-23-2020, 12:44 PM
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I'm dating myself, but I was a wee lad when this song hit. My jam. From none other than HUEHUEy Lewis.
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
wait is this why u keep coughing in my face?Lol! If I don't die, I'll be asking for my inches back and perhaps some from you!
srs my brah, get well soon, praying <3
11-23-2020, 12:46 PM
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Well ****...
11-23-2020, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
You next. You on deck. Like they say in baseball you on deck. The uppppa rooooom.Well ****...
11-23-2020, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
I have been feeling icky the past couple of days.You next. You on deck. Like they say in baseball you on deck. The uppppa rooooom.
And my EX's younger cousin, who didn't believe COVID was real, was recently diagnosed and she is sick af...like barely breathing sick. Kind of sad but not unexpected when you follow zero safety protocols and screech mY RiGHtS when asked to wear a mask in the grocery store. Smh
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
I swear, every single time I have a slight cough I think "yep, got it." This time it hits a little different. I'll be surprised if I don't have it. And it is strange how selective it is in how it affects people. Marathon runners dying but obese people not, then obese people dying and marathon runners not having symptoms.I have been feeling icky the past couple of days.
And my EX's younger cousin, who didn't believe COVID was real, was recently diagnosed and she is sick af...like barely breathing sick. Kind of sad but not unexpected when you follow zero safety protocols and screech mY RiGHtS when asked to wear a mask in the grocery store. Smh
And my EX's younger cousin, who didn't believe COVID was real, was recently diagnosed and she is sick af...like barely breathing sick. Kind of sad but not unexpected when you follow zero safety protocols and screech mY RiGHtS when asked to wear a mask in the grocery store. Smh
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