I think mine would have to be when I was working Uber a couple years ago during college.

I go to this shady apartment complex next to my house and I pick up a woman probably aged 35-40 or so and she comes out of this dudes apartment.

Apparently they managed to get to this guys apartment, she met this guy at church and he said he needed a ride home. As she got there though she ran out of gas so she called me to pick her up to get gas from the gas station.

On the way there she is calling her hubby telling him to transfer her money lolz. The guy she was cheating with was starting out from his door basically nekked as we left.

Kept talking to her about how she did a righteous act at the time picking up a guy far away from church and taking him home, because it didn't click that she was literally commiting adultery fukn lulz and her husband was funding it.

Also married women that I hit on that I didn't know were married because they take their ring off so I would approach them. Happened more times than I can count

A sloot in freshman year undergrad banged pretty much every dude in an entire dorm building, INCLUDING the incels.

She was doing the lord's work. I hope she's out there living her best life still.

sloots gon sloot


innnn

was she attractive at least?

Sloot gave me a bj and took her pants off at a mutual coworker's house lol.

I get this random text from coworker that I slept with (literally) but didn't bang to come hang out at her place.

Anyways, she invites this other girl and some dude over... we smoke that synthetic mj huehue.

It's just me and this chick alone in the living room watching tv. I convince her to start giving head hnngh, she tells me she's coming off her period and is reluctant to give up the pooce, but slides off her panties and I'm in.


Legit tight as fu for being a sloot (srs, she had a bf at the time). I come in like 5 mins lmao, come back from the bathroom and she has this sad moody face like "yup, i'm such a slut"


Never seen her again.

I really have too many ded srs...

In hs I didn't have a car and my ex gfs current bf drove me to this girls house to smash. I then proceeded to smash said ex gf the next weekend.

She wasn't a smoke show or anything, but was 18 or 19 at the time so still very much glowing.

I partied at my brothers house pretty often while he was going to college.

Two girls would show up every weekend. One of the girls ****ed one of my brothers roommates and kind of stuck around like a lost puppy.

One night everyone was sitting around watching the game and just shooting the chit (not really a party, just hanging out and watching football). These two girls showed up completely wasted. Two of the roommates tried to turn them away, my brother and I wanted them to stay so they could sober up and not drive drunk (we aren't about that drunk driving time but made a big mistake)

Girls were loud and obnoxious, but not terrible at first. Only weird part was they kept going outside.

Turns out they were taking shots in their car while we were all just casually drinking beers trying to enjoy the evening.

At one point the girl that ****ed the roommate just walks in completely naked and sits on the roommates lap. Everyone is fukking confused. I grab a blanket, try to cover her up and find her friend (who drove off, at this point, completely wasted) and try to get her drunk ass to bed. She starts crying and gets on all fours and starts backing her poosy up at all of the boys on the couch. We all literally don't know wtf to do at this point. One of the roommates was a bigger guy and throws the blanket over her and literally just picks her ass up to take her to another room.

While he's holding her like a sack of potatoes she starts furiously masturbating. Roommate drops her. She continues going at it and I just throw the blanket on her asking her wtf she was doing. Legit she starts screaming "I DONT KNOW" while crying. Roommate she fukked gets on the phone and calls a mutual friend of theirs. Tells her either she comes and gets this girl or we call the cops. Big roommate takes this sobbing girl wrapped in the blanket and tosses her in the bathtub and slams the door. Girl legit starts wailing like the exorcist. Friend finally comes, starts talking to her through the door and finally convinces girl to stfu and leave. As they are walking out the girl squats in the corner of the kitchen and pisses all over the floor while her friend is just screeching at her to stop. Mind you, girl is still naked. Roommate kicks girl in the ass and she scurries out the door and finally leaves.

Legit one of the craziest things I've seen in my life. Never saw any of those girls again at the house. Still no idea whatever happened to her after that. Tried ******** stalking her once and couldn't find her. Brother says he never saw her again after that, even just out and about in town.

Sounds like that girl has a ton of trauma in her past

I once had sex with a female

Is this thread MY biggest sloot story.
Or the slootiest woman ive come across.


As for myself. I banged 4 different women in just about 24 hours.



In terms of women. Too many stories srs.
I had an 18yr old who was eating my ass literally 5minutes after meeting her. (She begged srs)

Had a threesome with two chicks when leaving the bar. They saw me walking with my date and proceeded to tell me how hot i was and how great my beard was and how bad they wanted to ****. I ditched my date and they were 69ing in the backseat of my car withing a few minutes.


The good old days

she was probably around 180lbs

Years ago was at a party, and I'm getting some beer from the keg which was inside near a bedroom. Not a lot of people were inside... most of the party was outside in the backyard, and patio since it was a huge yard people playing beer pong etc...


Anyways, as I'm refilling my beer I see the bedroom door open, and some chick comes out adjusting her pants, and top. I think nothing of it, but as I go to use the bathroom about 10 mins later...5 dudes emerge from the bedroom trying to act all nonchalant. I paused, and was like....

A girl in our dorm was adamant about being a "virgin". However, that did not include letting any dude near her hit the balloon knot. Me and a bunch of guys I know ****ed her in the ass countless times. LOL at whoever marries her and thinks shes some innocent little thing.