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Thread: Fantasy sword or battle axe for Christmas?

post 1623760341 11-26-2020, 01:30 PM
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Fantasy sword or battle axe for Christmas?

Wat do?
post 1623760371 11-26-2020, 01:31 PM
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PM me a picture of your cawk bebe.
post 1623760511 11-26-2020, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
PM me a picture of your cawk bebe.
I have some cawk pinks on my bodyspace if you want to get hard for me. Well okay, they're just impressions of my massive penior under my clothes.
post 1623760641 11-26-2020, 01:35 PM
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Did someone say CHRISTMAS?!

And always pick sword!!!
post 1623760651 11-26-2020, 01:35 PM
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Thread makes no sense
post 1623760751 11-26-2020, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I have some cawk pinks on my bodyspace if you want to get hard for me. Well okay, they're just impressions of my massive penior under my clothes.
Is it bigger than Proudmanlets? If not then no thnx....
post 1623760851 11-26-2020, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
Thread makes no sense
Okay, so lets say that someone asked for advice on if they should choose between asking for a rubber duckie vs slippers.
Instead of the rubber duckie, picture a sword. Now, instead of slippers, picture a battle axe.
Now, which one would you pick.
I can break it down more if necessary. I understand it's a weighty issue.
post 1623761011 11-26-2020, 01:41 PM
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what kind of steel will said weapons be forged with?

leaning towards battle axe
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post 1623761021 11-26-2020, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
Is it bigger than Proudmanlets? If not then no thnx....
Oh phuck. Does that mean you don't want me to pound that pink lil angus? It's a few inches bigger. I was looking forward to you all day. I even wrote it down, "Pound EmmaW4tson until that bish passes out." It's right there on my blotter.

Cot damn y'all don't make life easy.
post 1623761151 11-26-2020, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
what kind of steel will said weapons be forged with?

leaning towards battle axe
Said weapons will be forged by Dwarves with Dwarven mined ores and cooled in magical waters enchanted under the blue moon. This past one.
The axe is so dope.
post 1623761241 11-26-2020, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Oh phuck. Does that mean you don't want me to pound that pink lil angus? It's a few inches bigger. I was looking forward to you all day. I even wrote it down, "Pound EmmaW4tson until that bish passes out." It's right there on my blotter.

Cot damn y'all don't make life easy.
Naw, I mog trannies and it would be a novelty to see a horse cawk shemale one time IRL.
post 1623761301 11-26-2020, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
Naw, I mog trannies and it would be a novelty to see a horse cawk shemale one time IRL.
Let's say for the sake of argument that one possessed a vegene ...
post 1623761311 11-26-2020, 01:45 PM
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Are you deciding which to shove up your azz? Axe so it does more irreparable damage.
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post 1623761391 11-26-2020, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Said weapons will be forged by Dwarves with Dwarven mined ores and cooled in magical waters enchanted under the blue moon. This past one.
The axe is so dope.
forged and mined by dwarves...axe it is
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post 1623761451 11-26-2020, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Are you deciding which to shove up your azz? Axe so it does more irreparable damage.
Of course you say that knowing your ass is mine. But no, maggot you can't get away so easy. You will be slow fukked with an average sized dildo - 5 inches max. And no back talking.
post 1623761641 11-26-2020, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
forged and mined by dwarves...axe it is
Reps on spread.Okay! I'm getting the axe!https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004Q63N...ing=UTF8&psc=1
post 1623761801 11-26-2020, 01:52 PM
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The legendary Mike Leech has a battle-axe over his bed.
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post 1623762031 11-26-2020, 01:55 PM
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But this one is made for Valkyries!https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004SJ22..._0xbWFb72N9DYV
post 1623762141 11-26-2020, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Let's say for the sake of argument that one possessed a vegene ...
Tranny.
post 1623762171 11-26-2020, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Reps on spread.Okay! I'm getting the axe!https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004Q63N...ing=UTF8&psc=1
Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
But this one is made for Valkyries!https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B004SJ22..._0xbWFb72N9DYV
2nd one is more feminine and fitting for a valk
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post 1623766051 11-26-2020, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Misc420Doctor⏩
The legendary Mike Leech has a battle-axe over his bed.
omg! he does! He calls it his "Viking battle axe." lol!
post 1623766541 11-26-2020, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
2nd one is more feminine and fitting for a valk
Yes. I like that it's feminine. The only downside though is that it can't be sharpened. So there's an axe throwing bar near where I live, and if I go there and then miss the target or something then need to re-sharpen that might be an issue. A valkyrie axe would be so cool. I have a number of swords.
post 1623766661 11-26-2020, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
Tranny.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm so XY. Hung like a horse. But something something nice clean weiner ... yah?
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Do you like daggers?
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Weirdest boner reading this thread.
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post 1623769011 11-26-2020, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Atrnmike⏩
Do you like daggers?
Yes. I have some nice ones.
post 1623769041 11-26-2020, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Weirdest boner reading this thread.
I tend to have that effect.
post 1623769821 11-26-2020, 03:50 PM
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Are you asking in code words if you should fap or fuk your wife?
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