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post 1624005401 11-29-2020, 01:09 PM
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JUST LOL @ male nurses

brb too stupid to be a doctor
brb mostly work with bitchy females
brb superiors are mostly females
brb do what the lead doctor (usually a man) says
brb so emasculating

brb wipe old peoples butts
post 1624005551 11-29-2020, 01:11 PM
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They do make a lot of money though.
post 1624005831 11-29-2020, 01:15 PM
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My gf's a nurse anesthetist. Look up the salary range in your area.

https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salarie...alary-by-State

If my son or my daughter want to be a crna or nurse practitioner, I'm all for it. The salary is as good as a lower tier doctor, and the schooling isn't impossible. I remember the pre-med kids in college - I definitely didn't want to study like that.
post 1624005961 11-29-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Aboozer5⏩
They do make a lot of money though.
they do and they earn every phucking cent though. Very hard job but a lot of potential for making money
post 1624006061 11-29-2020, 01:17 PM
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post 1624006321 11-29-2020, 01:20 PM
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Doctors are balding nerds

Male nurses are athletic well-hung Brads or Chadlites
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post 1624006861 11-29-2020, 01:27 PM
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Forgot the part where you make Tik Toks during a fake pandemic while everyone calls you a frontline warrior hero.
post 1624007311 11-29-2020, 01:33 PM
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Every profession comes with men trying to look down on each other. You will never escape this. Look at presidents, independent businessmen, SC judges. People talk down to them more than anyone else.

NPs seem to live the life. Giant salary, similar authority to docs, nothing close to the same responsibility.
post 1624007381 11-29-2020, 01:34 PM
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Gonna neg you soon OP. Should have some later tonight
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post 1624007461 11-29-2020, 01:36 PM
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They make more money than me with only one job.
post 1624007621 11-29-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
My gf's a nurse anesthetist. Look up the salary range in your area.

https://www.ziprecruiter.com/Salarie...alary-by-State

If my son or my daughter want to be a crna or nurse practitioner, I'm all for it. The salary is as good as a lower tier doctor, and the schooling isn't impossible. I remember the pre-med kids in college - I definitely didn't want to study like that.
It is not as good as “a lower tier doctor”. Whatever the fu ck that’s supposed to mean.
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1624007731 11-29-2020, 01:40 PM
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Positives: surrounded by prime sloot nurses all day

Negatives: surrounded by prime sloot nurses all day
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post 1624007801 11-29-2020, 01:41 PM
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How dare they get higher education which is transferable to a huge industry with comfortable compensation.

Lol, what absolute smucks.
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post 1624008081 11-29-2020, 01:44 PM
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I've read some stupid things on the misc, but this is exceptional. There should be some sort of award for this level of buffoonery.
post 1624008321 11-29-2020, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By jthm⏩
they do and they earn every phucking cent though. Very hard job
LOL. yeah so hard to make sure to give them the pills teh doctor ordered. meanwhile they go make WAP dances in the hallway
Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩
Male nurses are athletic well-hung Brads or Chadlites
COPE
Originally Posted By dankydank⏩
Forgot the part where you make Tik Toks during a fake pandemic while everyone calls you a frontline warrior hero.
see above
Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Lol, what absolute smucks.
i know right? these retards could become tradies and make 100k being an electrician. that is cool. wiping away helgas spit up while you bathe her old wrinkly smelly body is not it. oh boy, gotta go change the bed pans again! LOL
post 1624008451 11-29-2020, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Hypernation⏩
It is not as good as “a lower tier doctor”. Whatever the **** that’s supposed to mean.
Ok you dumb piece of chit

The national average salary for a CRNA is 202K. I have seen the payroll records of every company I have worked for in the past 17 years.

We paid non-specialized doctors $90 per hour up to $125 a couple years ago. Mostly DO's were on the lower end, but some MD's made less than $100 per hour.

A work year is 2080 hours, so the average CRNA makes as much as a lower tier doctor, and I have now provided you an definition and explanation you sanctimonious douchebag.
post 1624008611 11-29-2020, 01:51 PM
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make good money
help people

seem alright to me
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post 1624008711 11-29-2020, 01:52 PM
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OP thinks nurses wipe people’s bodily fluids? Jesus what a retard.

Low IQ basement dweller detected.
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post 1624008811 11-29-2020, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
My gf's a nurse anesthetist.
She's an anus worshiper?
Blue eyed aphrodisiac
post 1624008971 11-29-2020, 01:56 PM
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the perfect job for a guy is doctor

the perfect job for a female is nurse

srs

both are vocational jobs that won't leave you employed due to the nature of the job

good money

and the relationship is perfect - male tells female what to do
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post 1624009041 11-29-2020, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
A work year is 2080 hours, so the average CRNA makes as much as a lower tier doctor, and I have now provided you an definition and explanation you sanctimonious douchebag.
CRNA is not really the same as nurses. Small market, more or less slaving to become elite in a non-elite field, paying more dues than physicians with none of the prestige. Plus, the market for physicians is stable and flexible. Anastesiology might contract any time. I'm surprised the bubble lasted this long.
post 1624009111 11-29-2020, 01:58 PM
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Doctors are just highly paid wagecels. And since they pay so much, have fun being a slave and never enjoying your mansion or porsche.
post 1624009161 11-29-2020, 01:59 PM
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Yea making 6 figures is stupid
post 1624009421 11-29-2020, 02:03 PM
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Making good money

Getting hit on by hot nurse sloots and smashing said sloots



Yeah life must be chit for male nurses
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post 1624009491 11-29-2020, 02:04 PM
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I have a lot of male nurse friends. U go to a place like Kaiser and you’re making 80$/hour....
post 1624009581 11-29-2020, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
CRNA is not really the same as nurses. Small market, more or less slaving to become elite in a non-elite field, paying more dues than physicians with none of the prestige. Plus, the market for physicians is stable and flexible. Anastesiology might contract any time. I'm surprised the bubble lasted this long.
You think less anesthesia will be required for surgeries in the future? huh? I don't know about slaving away to become elite, but my gf had offers from major academic institutions as well as normal regional hospital systems when she chose her current job.

I know anesthesiologists are not happy that CRNA's are allowed to do some of what they do at 1/3 the wage, but the economics of healthcare are obviously shifting to lower cost solutions. I would see the role of crna's and nurse practitioners expanding, not some bubble bursting.

Some insurance companies will pay less is a NP or PA sees the patient instead of a doctor, but the economics are still favorable to hiring as few doctors as possible and have them supervise as many PA's or NP's as possible. In IL you can do a 4-1 ratio of "midlevels" to doctors, but most doctors are not comfortable supervising that many.

But I agree that I have intentionally selected 2 types of RN's that do not represent the norm - but if my kids wanted to be nurses I would urge them to go further once they become RN's.
post 1624009641 11-29-2020, 02:06 PM
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Brah I went to the doc on the 25th and they were talking about how much turkey and **** they were gonna eat etc

Literally chatting in the back

Job looks easy as fuk

I might become one

Also only 1 of the nurses looked good

The rest were fat (srs)
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You can always tell when someone is talking from no experience when they think nurses "work for doctors"


They're completely separate fields, RN's simply administer the medication, they're front line involvement with you as a patient

A doctors superior is another doctor

A nurse's superior is another nurse



A doctor cannot "fire" an RN, nor do RN's wipe anyone's ass.. Btw most of my RN's are clearing $100k/year
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
You think less anesthesia will be required for surgeries in the future? huh? I don't know about slaving away to become elite, but my gf had offers from major academic institutions as well as normal regional hospital systems when she chose her current job.
I do not know why they pay so much. Anyone can do anestesia. Also, medical schools barely need educators anymore with everyone online. Last I saw, actually zero of the students attended class because they record the lectures.
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Ok you dumb piece of chit

The national average salary for a CRNA is 202K. I have seen the payroll records of every company I have worked for in the past 17 years.

We paid non-specialized doctors $90 per hour up to $125 a couple years ago. Mostly DO's were on the lower end, but some MD's made less than $100 per hour.

A work year is 2080 hours, so the average CRNA makes as much as a lower tier doctor, and I have now provided you an definition and explanation you sanctimonious douchebag.
Wow, man whoaaaaaaa. You count numbers? I’m proud. I applaud your determination

Of course you left out the salary average of mid levels such as NP & PA. But please go ahead and continue grouping them all together.
You have my word as a Schons.
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