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post 1624064811 11-30-2020, 03:49 AM
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This is the most alpha hairstyle










No *******ry, no trickery, just show off the hairline and skull shape of the Gods. As with anything, doesn't work if you're subhuman.
post 1624064871 11-30-2020, 03:51 AM
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you just googled "hot dudes with short hair" didnt you *******
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post 1624064961 11-30-2020, 03:52 AM
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You can't pull this off if you're not at least 9/10 in the face, and have a decent physique. Otherwise you just end up auschwitzmaxxing.
post 1624064981 11-30-2020, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
you just googled "hot dudes with short hair" didnt you *******
post 1624065001 11-30-2020, 03:53 AM
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post 1624065191 11-30-2020, 03:59 AM
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That hairstyle only works if you have a 11/10 face.
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post 1624065251 11-30-2020, 04:01 AM
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post 1624065321 11-30-2020, 04:03 AM
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post 1624065481 11-30-2020, 04:08 AM
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Only the last one highly tighter sides
post 1624065611 11-30-2020, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩









No *******ry, no trickery, just show off the hairline and skull shape of the Gods. As with anything, doesn't work if you're subhuman.
Yeah ... it's good, but not the MOST Alpha no way!!!
post 1624065671 11-30-2020, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
you just googled "hot dudes with short hair" didnt you *******
Ha ha ... true, bet he did yep!!!

Good call!!
post 1624065681 11-30-2020, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Yeah ... it's good, but not the MOST Alpha no way!!!
What is then Matty?

What are all the chavs rocking these days?
post 1624065721 11-30-2020, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
What is then Matty?

What are all the chavs rocking these days?
Dont matter wot hair when your rockin yer nike swoosh hat from jd!!! Yer
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post 1624065751 11-30-2020, 04:18 AM
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What about having gorgeous golden locks like brad pitt in Troy no homer
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1624065841 11-30-2020, 04:21 AM
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Sure.
I am lazay on haircuts. I just let it grow out and part down middle/ Haier is so overgrown. It's a different look that also works
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post 1624065871 11-30-2020, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
What is then Matty?

What are all the chavs rocking these days?
The Fades G, where it's ya know like lower at one point or even like Grade o at the bottom!!
post 1624065911 11-30-2020, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
What about having gorgeous golden locks like brad pitt in Troy no homer
Let's be honest, Brad would look dreamy whatever haircut he had.
post 1624065961 11-30-2020, 04:25 AM
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A buzz cut? They're like 1/2" length, might as well join the military brah


Need a tapered scissor cut like so

Disclaimer: poorcels need not apply it's about $75 for a real hair dresser

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post 1624066041 11-30-2020, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
A buzz cut? They're like 1/2" length, might as well join the military brah

Need a tapered scissor cut like so

Disclaimer: poorcels need not apply it's about $75 for a real hair dresser
Looks ****gy as fuk cuz, he'd look better with a buzzcut, not like he preens himself in the mirror for ages in the morning. With a buzzcut you just roll out of bed looking alpha as fuk. Military men are the most alpha, so that kind of just proves my point.
post 1624066221 11-30-2020, 04:31 AM
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Google average joe with buzz cut.

See how that works out lol
post 1624066241 11-30-2020, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Looks ****gy as fuk cuz, he'd look better with a buzzcut, not like he preens himself in the mirror for ages in the morning. With a buzzcut you just roll out of bed looking alpha as fuk. Military men are the most alpha, so that kind of just proves my point.
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1624066271 11-30-2020, 04:33 AM
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Came in for the Yul Brynner appreciation thread...leaving thinking you grew up with two moms.

Or mums given your location.
post 1624066401 11-30-2020, 04:37 AM
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Shiiiiiiiit my haircut/10

Also easy to maintain
post 1624066781 11-30-2020, 04:51 AM
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Was expecting the Misc SS cut
leaving confused
6'4 200
Ain't much if it ain't Dutch
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post 1624066971 11-30-2020, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted By NLnemesis⏩
Was expecting the Misc SS cut
leaving confused
X 1 .... tell me about it!!!
post 1624067171 11-30-2020, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted By NLnemesis⏩
Was expecting the Misc SS cut
leaving confused
An dissapointed to boot too, yeah??
post 1624067811 11-30-2020, 05:20 AM
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BRB going for a trim every 1-2 weeks.

ROFL at the cawk loving, OP.

The best hairstyle is long flowing locks.

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post 1624106811 11-30-2020, 02:07 PM
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How does my head look with the alpha hairstyle op?

post 1624107451 11-30-2020, 02:15 PM
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