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USD or monopoly money?
Prime Tyson or old man Tyson?















Yes, I would.
I'd wreck the c*nt.

Mike Tyson in his mid-50's would slap the chit out of any miscer with ease in hand to hand combat. If you're talking about a prime early 20's Tyson, it would take at least 5 us with 1 year+ intensive training and conditioning under our belts just to not chit our pants at the very idea of stepping in a ring with the guy.

not a chance


you could legit die

I don't know, maybe.

I'd much rather fight him bare knuckles than with gloves though (way less likely to get brain damage that way).

No. What good is money if I'm dead. I can't even risk taking a dive because he might get mad and punch me anyway.

I wouldn't even take a body shot from Mike for a million.

would i get beaten up for 1 million dollars?

fuark yes

what could a 20's Tyson do if one of the stronger, taller and bigger miscers would grab a rear choke from behind on him?

Tysons reach is short as fuk as well, he'd be spasming around with his hands. That'd leave 4 miscers to do whatever they wanted

can't tell if srs

You're saying that a prime Mike Tyson might be in trouble if a powerful manmore miscer grabbed him from behind by surprise. No chit, Sherlock.

We're talking about actual fighting, not a surprise attack on an unspespecting guy. Tyson was a fkn beast in his prime, with power and speed that could only be contended with by professional level fighters. If a 20 year old Tyson landed even a body shot on a manmore miscer, the miscer would be crying for it to stop. You also underrate Tyson's defense. Look closely at his fights from his prime and you'll see how he was a master at the peek-a-boo boxing style to avoid damage while delivering powerful blows. The dude fought guys 4-7" taller than himself on a regular basis throughout his boxing career, yet you think some random miscer is gonna beat him just by being taller and lifting.