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post 1624777471 12-07-2020, 01:04 PM
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New Vaseline commercial

Inspired by _sword


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post 1624777621 12-07-2020, 01:05 PM
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fukn Cocoa Butter better step their game up
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post 1624777661 12-07-2020, 01:05 PM
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remember when commercials were about the product?
post 1624777871 12-07-2020, 01:08 PM
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This HAS to be a parody WTF
post 1624778151 12-07-2020, 01:11 PM
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post 1624778251 12-07-2020, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
yea, before 2012. Something happened after 2012
I feel like it was around whenever the phuck Gillette made their **** and then Nike.
post 1624778381 12-07-2020, 01:13 PM
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It's quite obvious what happened; the baby daddy had sex using vaseline as lube on a latex condom; naturally, it broke and she got pregnant, Obviously, the guy dumped her upon finding out, and the woman is now trying to link her stupidity towards a higher cause.
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post 1624778441 12-07-2020, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
yea, before 2012. Something happened after 2012
I mean, we joke around here to meme eod but I legit dont remember this in like 2011 whilst after like 2013 and 2014 it accelerated rapidly.
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post 1624778621 12-07-2020, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
I mean, we joke around here to meme eod but I legit dont remember this in like 2011 whilst after like 2013 and 2014 it accelerated rapidly.
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"

"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"


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post 1624778751 12-07-2020, 01:16 PM
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The mayans never said the world would be destroyed, just that it would end.
post 1624778761 12-07-2020, 01:17 PM
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Let's sell the oppression back to you, lmao. Honestly though if I'm gonna play race pandering advert game I would invest more into Hispanics. They will take the mantle of NA from whites demo wise before anyone else even gets close.
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post 1624778851 12-07-2020, 01:19 PM
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But Vaseline is for anal
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post 1624779021 12-07-2020, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
But Vaseline is for anal
It's a very diverse product that has a wide range of utility.
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"

"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"


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post 1624779121 12-07-2020, 01:22 PM
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the people are/have speaking/spoken. I mean, i'm not disagreeing with the general message, just why are non-political and non-racial things made into political and racial weapons these days? Would this be allowed if a product was marketed in this fashion: "To my white baby...."

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post 1624779191 12-07-2020, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
I mean, we joke around here to meme eod but I legit dont remember this in like 2011 whilst after like 2013 and 2014 it accelerated rapidly.
This. The man EOD has been onto something and we're all now just realizing it.
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post 1624779251 12-07-2020, 01:23 PM
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So disgusting how these companies pretend to care.

All talk, no action. Things stay the same.
post 1624781861 12-07-2020, 01:51 PM
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"hey there blacks, we care n sht. buy our products"
post 1624782901 12-07-2020, 02:02 PM
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[QUOTE=SuperHercules post_id=1624782751]Hey now, they cared enough to hire one person who is dark enough to possibly be mistaken for black


[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwoPUJcWsAArOSS?format=jpg&name=orig[img][/QUOTE]Geezus, corporate work is so cringe.
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post 1624783001 12-07-2020, 02:04 PM
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Wtf is equality in skincare? What does that even mean?
post 1624783541 12-07-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Wtf is equality in skincare? What does that even mean?
Bleaching their skin
post 1624784521 12-07-2020, 02:21 PM
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We use Cocoa Butter not Vaseline
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lmao my god this just keeps getting better. Ritz and now vaseline?!

feel bad for you Ameribrahs. We're not there yet in AUS but will catch up pretty soon i think.
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post 1624784931 12-07-2020, 02:25 PM
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post 1624786201 12-07-2020, 02:40 PM
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These companies are worse than politicians lol
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
I mean, we joke around here to meme eod but I legit dont remember this in like 2011 whilst after like 2013 and 2014 it accelerated rapidly.
It all changed in 2012 man
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post 1624789101 12-07-2020, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
We use Cocoa Butter not Vaseline
This
I'm back, bitches!
post 1624789201 12-07-2020, 03:06 PM
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Hahahahahahah.

In b4 Vaseline products are held behind a locked case in walmart after this ad campaign.
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
"hey there blacks, we care n sht. buy our products"
This.

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