Ok have this neighbour. Her husband was a congressman of some stupid political party. They dont really live there and usually rent the place to chit people just like that. For a time some muslim ninjas rented the place and then some hippy drug addicts and then some weirdo family with 2 pitbulls. Now the place is empty.

So this piece of chit snitched my home to the municipality because we built a small storage to our garden like 15 years ago. There is a stupid rule that disallows people to built new rooms& floors to your estate. It is one of these rules that exists but noone gives a fuk about. Everyone in the street built these illegal extra rooms but this bitch took pics of my house and reported to the municipality. That extra room doesnt even bother anyone; and this neighbour fuk doesnt even live close to me there are like 6 houses in between.

My dad called the mayor he said he wouldnt give a chit normally but there is an official complaint. He told us who snitched: that fukin bish and a drunkard rotter lawyer dude who lives next door alone. Now they are going to demolish my storage.

Edit: pics of the street. Her house isnt there.:




Edit2: some time ago her husband built a tree house to his garden that overlooks directly the bedroom of his neighbour (not the rotter lawyer the other one). Probably wanted to creep on the wife. Then dude sued him and they demolished the tree house. I heard then she said she was gonna report everyone in this street. I guess that was the autistic reason she did that. I dont even know how she or her cuck husband look like.

Can confirm, I am ****bag neighbor.

Just had my dog chit a log to your entryway you mad?

You built an illegal building and they're the chitty neighbors? Not srs but kind of srs.

Make sure they have all the permits etc for their rental biz, be a pain in their ass.

Dude its just some small ass storage that in my own garden. It has been there for like 15 years. I don't even know them

I don't know buddy.

My neighbors are way to nice...to the point it is annoying AF!

I literally can't go out front for 5 minutes without one of my neighbors striking up a conversation.

One neighbor brought me a few bags of candy they had left over from Halloween. Now I'm fat.

Another neighbor mowed my lawn when my mom was in the hospital in another state and I was out of town. Made it look better than when I do it. A-hole.

what town is this?

Bruh , my whole damn street is like this... SRS.... I suppose its better than living next to a bunch of Qunts , but at times its flat out fkn annoying. I dont do the whole small talk BS... couldnt give less fks what gossip is floating around... as bad as it sounds , dont care about what your kids did or are doing... Just nod , wave.. and let me mind my business.. I am pretty fkn good at it


Now the neighbors at my old place.... lolz... Both a couple of years younger than me... dude was a pilot and gone most of the time , his wife stayed at home all day but for what I dont know they didnt have kids. But after my divorce she would bring me dinner at least 3-4 times a week...srs..

"as usual I always cook way to much for myself , here eat up"

Then it progressed to..

"Hey do you think you could look at my kitchen sink? something isnt right and as much as I love **husband** he has two left hands and couldnt fix anything if his life depended on it"


onto...


"Hey , do you want to hang out and have a few drinks tonight? I am just bored and **Husband** wont be back for a couple of days"

And by now you guessed it...

"Umm , I am not going to beat around the bush anymore"

Proceeds to take a pair of shorts off that her ass hung out of to begin with and not wearing any squirrel covers


They moved about 4 months later

I would have a discussion with LinuxJohn's neighbor before making any such bet.

You live in Turkey, have you considered asking the Jews for help?

What are they gonna do lol? Demand reperations?

A lot of people in my street are like this so when I finished work for the day and I get back into my street I don’t want to speak to anyone after being out of the house for 10-11 hours, just trying to get into my home and they’re stopping me to talk about their kids and chit or about one of the neighbours has done this and that. I don’t give a phuk about your kids or what anyone else has done. My next door neighbour in particular talks to her dog and always makes the dog come out whenever she has stopped me so he can “see who it is”. That dog bit some girls dog that I was seeing before, hate the old khunt. When he dies and she knocks my door to no doubt tell me I’m going to uncontrollably laugh and it’s going to be awful lol

Noneofyourbussinessville

I had to move out of a neighborhood where the people wanted to be your best friend and every time you open the garage they're practically already walking in. Or they run down the street after your car when you finally escape. Only way around it is to get land I guess, or maybe a mansion with a security gate.Pics?

Is the storage room like a shed, or a legit attachment to your house?

idk boyo, I grew up in Cali where building regs are fierce, and nobody who cares about their wallet would make an nonpermitted addition to their home around here. Reason being, you have to disclose that there's no permits when you sell. And people will be cagey about buying the house or paying the same price.

But I agree that's one chitty neighbor.

Man that’s really crappy of them. Get the neighborhood together and keep an eye on the cuunt. Start return fire for anything they do wrong.
Can you all start a petition to have the rule changed? Clearly everyone uses the same kind of structure and would be on board aside from that jerk.

We had someone on the HOA who would literally turn you in for one weed inside a plant (yes I got a letter about a weed inside one plant hidden in my yard lol). He’d also go tour any of the homes that were up for sale so he could look out the second story windows and look in peoples back yards to try and peg them with something. A bunch of neighbors waited till after it rained then took pics of his yard full or weeds and other things like trash cans out after a certain hour on trash day. Showed up at the HOA meeting and shared all the things he’d been doing against the HOA guidelines. He quit being a turd after that. Some people are just salty arsholes.

Mine is far worse srs

Careful or Busta will come and hide in a toilet near you

How about you don't break the law you fuqqin moron?

Go to war and fight or stop crying.

And I’m not being a dick they sound like bitches. But you can find a way to fight back or accept the L for now as in losing the battle but find a way to win the war

Cheers

Is your neighbor catbrah? Couldn't be worse than that

This is the part where you show up to their house.

My parents built a deck a few years back and their neighbor at the end of the road reported them to the town under some weird infraction about how decks have to by XYZ regulation or what have you. Ours just made regulation so we were fine.

But you better believe our family showed up to their house at 6:30AM the next day for a very rude awakening.

I got problems with a nieghbours workers parking up to and sometimes infront of my driveway, Ive come really close to calling the city, but I think he finally got the message.

Going to the city is always a last resort, unless they strike first.




If I was you OP. Id see if you can get them for something, but most likely if they complained, they already know the rules and you wont find anything.


At that point just let it be until an opportunity presents itself, if it doesnt, oh well

Sounds like an asshat OP, but I have had competitors. Had a neighbor with 4 sons he thought could do whatever they pleased because "they are just kids" until I had a tresspassing order put on his oldest son for riding his 4 wheeler ATV on my yard and creeping around my yard trying to look into windows. He then went around telling the neighborhood that I was a kiddie diddler who exposed myself to his kids. I contacted a lawyer and was told I could get him on a slander suit but nobody believed him so it would have been hard to really get him. I ended up foreclosing on that house and one reason was that I wasn't motivated to keep it because of that a-hole. He ended up foreclosing on his house a few months later.

I'm gonna move next to op's place and get six vicious pitbulls that bark all night then do my daily prayer at 6am in the middle of the street while op is trying to get to work.