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12-11-2020, 01:29 PM
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- DimTriad
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Realized I have autism at the grocery store today
Was at the grocery store earlier today, some see some chick mirin me. While I'm getting my stuff she keeps ending up in my vicinity. Lo and behold as I'm checking out she ends up in line behind me. While the cashier checks her out, the cashier asks about her loyalty card.
Here's where I fukked up. Chick looks at me and asks if I have a loyalty card. It doesn't click in what shes asking so I go 'nah'. EVEN THOUGH SHE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED ME SCAN MY LOYALTY CARD 30 SECONDS AGO. Chick goes 'oh thats too bad, i forgot mine so I was gonna let you have the points'. Still doesn't register in my brain. I go 'nah, i'm good, good looking out though' and bounce. Half way down the escalator everything falls into place and I realize I am autism.
Here's where I fukked up. Chick looks at me and asks if I have a loyalty card. It doesn't click in what shes asking so I go 'nah'. EVEN THOUGH SHE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED ME SCAN MY LOYALTY CARD 30 SECONDS AGO. Chick goes 'oh thats too bad, i forgot mine so I was gonna let you have the points'. Still doesn't register in my brain. I go 'nah, i'm good, good looking out though' and bounce. Half way down the escalator everything falls into place and I realize I am autism.
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12-11-2020, 01:34 PM
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- Glutebrahhh
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'better get home and make a thread for the misc so they can be...' disappointed? bro as if we don't have enough disappointment around here already.
12-11-2020, 01:35 PM
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- BigTimeOperator
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LOL. I've done that before. Hindsight is 20/20.
12-11-2020, 01:37 PM
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12-11-2020, 01:37 PM
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12-11-2020, 01:38 PM
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12-11-2020, 01:42 PM
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12-11-2020, 01:45 PM
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