None of you can be me.

None of u will have my flawless physique or my good looks.

None of u could ever even get my ex girlfriends to look at u let alone speak to u

None of u will ever be able to afford the toys that I discard into the trash can when I get bored of them

However, despite all of that, we have one thing in common. We both use the internet sometimeS

So any time you feel bad about yourself just remember, you can never be me, but you were once a part of the same internet I used at one time

It could be worse

Can't imagine making a post like this. How embarrassing.

I could literally crush ur spine with my thoughts but it wouldn’t be worth my effort.

I’m mcfreako. I do what I want. Who are u

Eat your glasses on video and post it to misc or I’ll neg u

Would anyone consider you literate in any language?

this hurt brah

I mog

I’m the most dominant force this forum has ever experienced

I left out of pure mercy years ago

Honestly, just knowing that we occasionally use the same internet is good enough for me.

This is what I like. Optimism and hope.

This post is gayer than Liberace's pinky ring....

I’ve never made lower than a 5 star thread in my life

I’ll probably be banned within minutes

Yeah, we could be you.


Fuk that.

Ok nerd

This forum doesn’t exist without me

Whatchu so arrogant about sally? You were created from your dads sperm drop, your chit stinks, tomorrow you will die and and your body will rot, leaving behind what you weren given on Earth, your creator commands you to put your face down on the same floor, side by side with everybody else that you look down upon, in submission to him.
Get sensible.
Friendly reminder

I just took a dump and named it firas3

Age: 40,719


jfc

What the fuk did you just fuking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuking words.

You think you can get away with saying that chit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little chit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will chit fury all over you and you will drown in it.