this took place about a year ago.
i was doing an internship in project mgmt at a bank. one day i was chatting up the sporty, overly sexual, flirtatious, single mother latina milf everyone knew. don't have pics as she doesn't have a linkedin, but i just spent about 20min on the goog, in order to find a lookalike (picture this sloot, but about 5-10 years older and in overly sexual business casual hnggg):


at some point in the conversation, she tells me, 'i need to hide my daughter from you, she would be all over you'.
now, just like you guys (no offense), i am definitely somewhat autistic. so a year later i am coming to the misc to ask you:what did she mean by this?
technically, her daughter shares her dna, so is she saying that she, herself would be all over me? or did she literally try to hook me up with her daughter?

after that exchange she would always greet me with a 'hey, handsome (*smile*)' in the elevator and we would frequently maintain eye contact even across the office, but i was too much of a pussy to ever find out her true intentions.

anyway, gotta say i definitely have developed a fetish for business casual milfs because of her. also, did any of you ever bang a sloot in the office?

too late, don't work there anymore, but given the chance i would have totally taken a deeeeeeeepp sniiiiiiiiiiiiiffffff of that pungent glorious spanish salsa bumhole before sticking my tongue and beñor in there

Missed opportunity

Could have banged her and probably the daughter too

ah fug i fuged up didnt i

I used to creampie a 55 year old sloot in her azz and poosay and she once showed me a pic of her daugher saying I would be perfect for her lmao.

jfl at the thought of dating the daughter after banging her mom lol. how did you get the opportunity of finding a fwb milf? what were her signals before first making a move on her?

This.

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nice suggestion brah, but her daughter literally turned just 16 at that point, so i was like 'ich glaub sie isch mir sowieso no chli zjung' to which she chuckled. pretty sure i could have scored if i was more direct after that, but tbh although i find the thought of it really hot, i think it would have gotten really fuccin awkward working with her in that office, if i did.

found her online. not a prostitute though lmao.

Either she was propositioning a 3some with you, her and her daughter (wtf) or she was saying her young daughter would’ve seen you as a father figure and latched onto you. Was the dad a deadbeat? If the latter, she may have been implying she only wanted dat dere sexytime and introducing you to her family would’ve complicated things. If she meant the former, you missed out.

Also, Hnnnng that sloot in the pic is like my ideal woman.

Why don't you look her up and make contact with her and see where it goes? If there was something there and you stood a chance 1 year ago she will still be down. Between all the forms of social media I have hard time believing you can't track her down.


Good news is, if you get rejected you don't have to ever see her again.