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post 1625948143 12-18-2020, 02:08 PM
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My ex's new chick doesn't turd

She eats carrot sandwiches and chocolate hummus. No poops though. I can see it in her eyes. She looks like one of those gorgeous house cats with perfect little faces.
post 1625948303 12-18-2020, 02:10 PM
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Filthy poop whore
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post 1625948473 12-18-2020, 02:11 PM
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Strong sig line to post content ratio.
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post 1625948703 12-18-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Strong sig line to post content ratio.
So, you don't think my post sounded like a poop whore or you don't know what a ratio is?
post 1625948803 12-18-2020, 02:15 PM
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Turds? What is this?



Also, love the cat reference I have a similar personality so <3 them
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post 1625948963 12-18-2020, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
So, you don't think my post sounded like a poop whore or you don't know what a ratio is?
Who cares
PM me your address so I can come over and give you a Cleveland Steamroller
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post 1625949173 12-18-2020, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Who cares
PM me your address so I can come over and give you a Cleveland Steamroller
Nah, I still like that other dude. Thanks though.
post 1625949513 12-18-2020, 02:23 PM
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post 1625949703 12-18-2020, 02:25 PM
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Couldnt do it


Nothing more turns me on than a women that can completely wreck a bathroom. When my girl is done ****ting I'll run and just take a big whiff and bask in the smell
post 1625949743 12-18-2020, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Turds? What is this?



Also, love the cat reference I have a similar personality so <3 them
its not a real girl
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post 1625950083 12-18-2020, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
its not a real girl
I like Mega, they make me laugh
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post 1625950153 12-18-2020, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Couldnt do it


Nothing more turns me on than a women that can completely wreck a bathroom. When my girl is done ****ting I'll run and just take a big whiff and bask in the smell
lol!
She's about a thousand times better than me. All I can do better is bust out with some gangster rap. But daymn. She's so hot.
Between the hotness level and the obvious lack of poop I'm completely mogged. feelsbadmane.
post 1625950293 12-18-2020, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
I like Mega, they make me laugh
Reps on spread. I'm technically female, but my balls are 80lbs.
post 1625950653 12-18-2020, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Reps on spread. I'm technically female, but my balls are 80lbs.
You're fun to joke about with, without the prude stick so good in my eyes lol
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post 1625950723 12-18-2020, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
lol!
She's about a thousand times better than me. All I can do better is bust out with some gangster rap. But daymn. She's so hot.
Between the hotness level and the obvious lack of poop I'm completely mogged. feelsbadmane.
umm you are completedfoggedunless you have a dink (feminine penises do not count); only males can be mogged
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post 1625950803 12-18-2020, 02:36 PM
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post 1625951263 12-18-2020, 02:42 PM
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post 1625951683 12-18-2020, 02:47 PM
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We sure do have a lot a basement dwelling guys posing as girls around here. Odd AF.
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post 1625972893 12-18-2020, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
umm you are completedfoggedunless you have a dink (feminine penises do not count); only males can be mogged
I did not know this.
post 1625973003 12-18-2020, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OntheClockNE⏩
We sure do have a lot a basement dwelling guys posing as girls around here. Odd AF.
What gave me away? The penior outline in the bikini shots? Dern. I can’t help it bro, I am just so massive.
post 1625973273 12-18-2020, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
You're fun to joke about with, without the prude stick so good in my eyes lol
thank you!
post 1625973873 12-18-2020, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I did not know this.
mog = amog (alpha male of the group)

since you are obviously not male (lol), you don't get mogged, you get fogged
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post 1625974103 12-18-2020, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
my gf said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Well normal, healthy females do not poop obviously. My ex managed to find a good woman. I’m half in love with her myself. She is possibly the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. At least he found a beauty.
post 1625974483 12-18-2020, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
mog = amog (alpha male of the group)

since you are obviously not male (lol), you don't get mogged, you get fogged
Lol! Not a clue. Semantics though. She’s prolly less crazy too
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